So these three strings are walking down the street in Phoenix Arizona in the summer. One of them says, "I'm very thirsty." The others are in agreement so one walks into the store on the corner and asks for three cokes. The cashier says, "What? You can't read? The sign says we don't serve strings here." The string leaves and tells his friends what happened. One of them says, "That's ok, I'll get us those cokes." So, he loosens up some of his strands and balls himself up and enters the store. "Hey! Aren't you one of those strings?", Shouts the man behind the corner. "No", he replies, "I'm a fayed knot."