Ask a silly question, get a silly answer. (3)

[lucypevensie]

I guess so, but only using extreme caution as I wouldn't want the goldfish to become sushi.

What does the phrase "I am the egg man, I am the egg man, I am the walrus, coo-coo-catchoo" mean?

 

[star in the sky]

It s french for' you need to start a business and open a business' oh and by the way I know someone whose an accountant, good luck!

Why do people like to wear a yellow t shirt with brown jeans ?

 

[lucypevensie]

Nothing but brown jeans really goes with a yellow t shirt, and nothing but a yellow t shirt really goes with brown jeans, so it makes sense to combine the two in order that they may be worn at all.

Which game would you like to play - Don't Break the Ice, Cootie, Ants in the Pants, Don't Spill the Beans, or Axis and Allies?

 

[HotRhymez]

Don't Break The Ice...maybe I can go ice skating..

Why did the dancing pork chop run across the street?

 

[lucypevensie]

Because he wanted to get from the annoying Brussels sprouts and hang with the potatoes instead.

What do you suppose might be for sale in a store called Penny Mustard?

 

[forest flower]

Penny favoured mustard.

Will the world explode if noon, midday and 12pm don't line up?

 

[lucypevensie]

The bible says that is when we should expect the second advent. I doubt the world will explode because of it.

How am I supposed to sleep with the cat lying right where my feet are supposed to go?

 

[~Anastasia~]

carefully place a shelf over the cat (don't disturb it!) and rest your feet on top of the shelf


how can I turn off the TV without getting up - I don't have a remote?

 

[WannaWitness]

Take off your shoe and hurl it at the TV with every ounce of strength you can manage. I can almost guarantee that will turn the TV off!

Do you feel that Mickey Mouse is a good role model for the kids of today?

 

[moerunamida]

Of course not! Mice steal food, especially cheese. Kids cannot live on cheese alone! Pirates at least are entrepreneurs.

Are you ready for bed?

 

[lucypevensie]

I try really hard not to go to bed. It's such a waste of time!

How come I always have to bag my own groceries at Aldi food stores?

 

[~Anastasia~]

It's a special service they provide, keeping your body and brain active at the end of the shopping trip. There's a surcharge on the register total for it, check your receipt.


I need something to make a sandwich, no food in there. What should I eat?

 

[lucypevensie]

You could draw a picture of a sandwich and eat that. That's about all I can think of.

How do you pass level 199 on Candy Crush?

 

[~Anastasia~]

You need 199 lollipop hammers (j/k ... I'm nowhere near there, lol)


Do chocolate cows give chocolate milk?

 

[GenetoJean]

Only if you ask really sweetly.

What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?

 

[WannaWitness]

The best thing before sliced bread would have to be the grain crops. After all, we can't make bread without them.

Do you think there are foods that are as American as apple pie? If so, what are they?

 

[lucypevensie]

Just American cheese. Everything else that we eat in America originated in some other country.

What happens if an ambulance hits a pedestrian on the way to an emergency?

 

[~Anastasia~]

Certainly. Boston baked beans. California roll. Kentucky fried chicken. Boston cream pie. Maine lobsters. Philadelphia cheesesteak. Baked Alaska. New York strip steak. Texas toast. And my favorite - Mississippi mud pie!


Where can I find ingredients to make a Mississippi mud pie?



Eta: oops sorry it took me too long to think of those!

 

[GenetoJean]

Just American cheese. Everything else that we eat in America originated in some other country.

What happens if an ambulance hits a pedestrian on the way to an emergency?

The pedestrian doesnt make it to their emergency.

Certainly. Boston baked beans. California roll. Kentucky fried chicken. Boston cream pie. Maine lobsters. Philadelphia cheesesteak. Baked Alaska. New York strip steak. Texas toast. And my favorite - Mississippi mud pie!


Where can I find ingredients to make a Mississippi mud pie?



Eta: oops sorry it took me too long to think of those!

Ask a 3 year old from Mississippi.

Wouldnt it make more sense for the state at the beginning or at the end of the Mississippi River be named Mississippi?

 

[lucypevensie]

You forgot to take earthquakes into account. Billions and billions of years ago the whole river was contained inside the state of Mississippi, but with all the earthquakes in the region, the river naturally changed course, but the river kept its original name.

Do you have to be named Patty in order to eat a patty melt?