Ask a silly question, get a silly answer. (3)

[brinny]

yu gotz catnip in it, don't'cha?

Guess . what . day . it . is?

 

[moerunamida]

Is it a day that ends in 'y'?

Why are my hands gold?

 

[brinny]

yu painted dat nail polish on yer handz'ez, didn't'cha?

what ELSE about today?

 

[~Anastasia~]

It comes after one-day and before three-day.

Why is water wet?

 

[moerunamida]

Because it is allergic to dry.


Why do I keep yawning?

 

[lucypevensie]

In some animals yawning is body language for "stay away from me". I bet that's it.

Why do I have to do all the work cooking for the potluck lunch at my husband's work?

 

[moerunamida]

Because you haven't put him through "Housebreaking 101: A Guide to the Easy Wife's Life"

Why do I keep donating plasma??

 

[lucypevensie]

Don't you realize that you need plasma to live? Well, you do, so stop draining yours.

What should we do with the yard-long tube of gumballs someone gave us?

 

[WannaWitness]

Take them down to the lake when springtime comes, and play a game of skipping stones.

What's a good use for alkaline batteries after they've gone dead?

 

[lucypevensie]

Do you have a junk drawer in your house? If so, put a few in there. Every junk drawer needs a few useless batteries in it.

Why do you suppose Chik-fil-a doesn't sell hamburgers?

 

[moerunamida]

Cause they tell you to 'eat more Chik en'! They don't endorse cows *wants chik fil a now*

Will you ship me up some Chik Fil A? Lucy made me want some!

 

[lucypevensie]

Chik-fil-a is not open on Sunday

How can we convince them that they should open on Sundays?

 

[moerunamida]

Tell them it's actually Monday!

Are you on Santa's good list or bad list this year?

 

[lucypevensie]

I'm on the indifferent list this year. Who knows our cares what this means?

Which stupid tv show should I watch tonight?

 

[moerunamida]

Ah, read a good ol book

What time is it?

 

[WannaWitness]

Somewhere between 12:00 AM and 11:59 PM.

I need some good Christmas laughs. Can somebody tell me a hilarious holiday joke?

 

[lucypevensie]

Here's a great one! Q: What did the Easter Bunny say to Santa on Valentine's Day? (I forget the punch line - sorry.)

Everyone says there's no such thing as a silly question, but wouldn't you say some of the questions in this thread are really dumb?

 

[WannaWitness]

Some of them are straight from the planet Saturn. What does that tell you?

What do you think of issuing a driver's license to a two-year-old?

 

[lucypevensie]

Your idea might be a radical one, but everyone always says kids are smarter than we give them credit for. Let's test that theory.

How does the turn signal on your car know which way you want to turn?

 

[star in the sky]

I toss a coin and figure out that way.

Would you sit down to dinner with and prepare a plated meal serving fork and knife/chopstick whatever you use for your friends goldfish? (you so want to)