Aron Ra destroys Hovind

[AV1611VET]

Guess you'd better cross your fingers and hope you got it right.

Right, wrong, or otherwise, I'm still going to Heaven.

I'm saved by grace, not knowledge.

 

[Subduction Zone]

Right, wrong, or otherwise, I'm still going to Heaven.

I'm saved by grace, not knowledge.

Only if one out of thousands of gods is the "right God".

 

[AV1611VET]

Best description of putting your head down n the sand.

At least I'm willing to state exactly what I believe, right down to the year it happened.

Ask me about creation.

I'll tell you when it happened, what order it happened in, Who did it, how it was done, where it was done, why it was done, how long it took to do it, why it took that long, and who the eyewitnesses were.

 

[AV1611VET]

It seems to work for quite a few creationists.

That's quite a gif you posted there, seeing as you're too cow unwilling to state what you used to believe.

 

[AV1611VET]

Only if one out of thousands of gods is the "right God".

Academia is polytheistic, isn't it?

 

[Subduction Zone]

At least I'm willing to state exactly what I believe, right down to the year it happened.

Ask me about creation.

I'll tell you when it happened, what order it happened in, Who did it, how it was done, where it was done, why it was done, how long it took to do it, why it took that long, and who the eyewitnesses were.

Yes, but you are in effect calling a King Salmon a peanut butter sandwich. How is it a good thing to believe something that is so obviously wrong? It makes places all of one's beliefs in doubt when one makes such a gross error.

 

[Subduction Zone]

That's quite a gif you posted there, seeing as you're too cow unwilling to state what you used to believe.

I have countless times. Can you not read?

 

[Subduction Zone]

Academia is polytheistic, isn't it?

Nope. Though one could claim that Christianity is. In fact that is one of the problems that Muslims have with the religion. They regard the Trinity as a polytheistic belief.

 

[AV1611VET]

Yes, but you are in effect calling a King Salmon a peanut butter sandwich.

That's because I'm not afraid to.

What "peanut butter sandwich" did you call a "King Salmon" when you were a Christian?

 

[AV1611VET]

I have countless times. Can you not read?

Evidently not.

It's not worth repeating, is it?

 

[AV1611VET]

Nope. Though one could claim that Christianity is.

Go right ahead.

Let's see you claim Christianity is polytheistic.

Then I'll pwn you with Wikipedia and the Encyclopedia Britannica.

In fact that is one of the problems that Muslims have with the religion. They regard the Trinity as a polytheistic belief.

It's fun to look at Christianity through the eyes of other people, isn't it?

 

[Subduction Zone]

Go right ahead.

Let's see you claim Christianity is polytheistic.

Then I'll pwn you with Wikipedia and the Encyclopedia Britannica.

It's fun to look at Christianity through the eyes of other people, isn't it?

You really couldn't. One has to realize the possible flaws of one's sources. And yes, it can illuminate the errors in one's thinking when one does so.

 

[Subduction Zone]

Evidently not.

It's not worth repeating, is it?

If you have not been able to understand The clear answers already given what makes you think that you will understand the next time?

 

[HitchSlap]

At least I'm willing to state exactly what I believe, right down to the year it happened.

Ask me about creation.

I'll tell you when it happened, what order it happened in, Who did it, how it was done, where it was done, why it was done, how long it took to do it, why it took that long, and who the eyewitnesses were.

So you memorized a myth. Neat.

 

[AV1611VET]

So you memorized a myth. Neat.

Evidently someone else is too ashamed to post his.

I used to believe in Santa Claus until I was eleven years old.

And I'm not ashamed to admit it.

 

[HitchSlap]

Evidently someone else is too ashamed to post his.

I used to believe in Santa Claus until I was eleven years old.

And I'm not ashamed to admit it.

And why not Santa Claus? Hmmm...

There are:
Movies
Edifices
Holidays
Believed in by millions
Pictures
Paintings
Tattoos
Martyrs
Elves
Street names
Town names
Stores

... it must be true.

I really don't care what your reasons are, what matters is what's reasonable.

 

[AV1611VET]

And why not Santa Claus? Hmmm...

Yes, you're correct.

In reality, I do indeed still believe in Santa Claus, but not like I used to.

"Santa" is "Satan" spelled wrong.

There are:
[ list ]
Martyrs
[ /list ]

... it must be true.

Martyrs?

 

[HitchSlap]

Yes, you're correct.

Well, in all my days.

In reality, I do indeed still believe in Santa Claus, but not like I used to.

I know.

"Santa" is "Satan" spelled wrong.

And "God" is "dog" spelled wrong.

Martyrs?

History Lesson: The day Santa Claus died
Santa Claus dies of a heart attack in front of room full of Russian children
Santa Claus Visits School And Dies In Front Of Children

It seems people dying for what they believe is true is nothing new.

 

[AV1611VET]

History Lesson: The day Santa Claus died
Santa Claus dies of a heart attack in front of room full of Russian children
Santa Claus Visits School And Dies In Front Of Children

LOL -- absolutely unbelievable!

 

[pitabread]

"Santa" is "Satan" spelled wrong.

Wait, are you actually trying to suggest that Santa Claus is satanic?

Then again, I read a lot of wacky things from creationists on this forum, so I suppose it shouldn't surprise me...