Are you from the State of Washington?

MariaRegina

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You Might Be From Washington if:

>> 1. Know the state flower (Mildew).
>> 2. You feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash.
>> 3. Use the statement "sun break" and know what it means.
>> 4. Know more than 10 ways to order coffee.
>> 5. Know more people who own boats than air conditioners.
>> 6. Feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice restaurant.
>> 7. Stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk" Signal.
>> 8. Understand that if it has no snow or has not erupted, it is not a real mountain.
>> 9. Can taste the difference between Starbuck's, Seattle's Best, Veneto's and Tully's.
>> 10. Know the difference between Chinook, Coho, and Sockeye salmon.
>> 11. Know how to properly pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Issaquah, Skokumchuck, Stilliguamish and Pend Orielle County.
>> 12. Consider swimming an indoor sport.
>> 13. Can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese and Thai food.
>> 14. In winter, go to work in the dark and come home in the dark -- while only working eight-hour days.
>> 15. Never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho.
>> 16. Are not fazed by "Today's forecast: showers followed by rain," and "Tomorrow's forecast: rain followed by showers."
>> 17. You cannot wait for a day with "showers and sun breaks."
>> 18. Have no concept of humidity without precipitation.
>> 19. Know that Boring is a town in Oregon and not just a state of mind.
>> 20. Can point to at least two volcanoes, even if you cannot see through the cloud cover.
>> 21. You notice "the mountain is out" when it is a pretty day and you can actually see it.
>> 22. Put on your shorts when the temperature gets above 50, but still wear your hiking boots and parka.
>> 23. Switch to your sandals when it gets about 60, but keep the socks on.
>> 24. Have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain.
>> 25. Think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists.
>> 26. Knew immediately that the view out of Frasier's window was fake.
>> 27. Buy new sunglasses every year, because you can't find the old ones.
>> 28. You measure distance in hours.
>> 29. You often switch from "heat" to "a/c" in the same day.
>> 30. You use a down comforter in the summer.
>> 31. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit under a raincoat.
>> 32. You know all the important seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Raining (Spring), Road Construction Summer), Salmon runs season (Fall).
>> 33. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your friends in the Northwest or those who used to live here!
>> 34. LAST ONE. PEOPLE IN SEATTLE DON`T TAN , THEY RUST!

P.S. My husband was born in the State of Washington and he emailed this to me instead of printing it out and walking across the room! Technology!
 

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You notice "the mountain is out" when it is a pretty day and you can actually see it.

Oh my......I say that to my kids when we're in the car and see Mt. Rainier.


Think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists.
Yep....I say this too :D It's easy to spot a tourist when you see an umbrella ;)
 
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