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Discussion in 'Clean/Christian Jokes' started by Tiger Lily, Sep 23, 2005.

  1. Tiger Lily

    Tiger Lily O Come and Adore Him

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    John was driving around the block for the fifth time, in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

    Looking up toward heaven, he said, "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up beer."

    Just then a parking place miraculously appeared!

    John looked up again and said, "Never mind. I found one!"
     
  2. tqpix

    tqpix Deist

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    That story made me sad; not giving credit to the Lord where credit is due. :(
     
  3. flaglady

    flaglady Well-Known Member Supporter

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    But a reasonable comment on typical human behaviour - like the guy stranded on a cliff who prayed for deliverance and had a boat, a helicopter and a rescue team all come to offer assistance but he sent them all away, sure that his faith and trust in God would save him. Well, eventually he did die and when in heaven asked why he wasn't saved.
    He was told "I sent you a rescue service, a boat and a helicopter - what more did you want?"!
     
  4. TheMainException

    TheMainException Senior Veteran

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    oh man!
     
  5. Tiger Lily

    Tiger Lily O Come and Adore Him

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    it makes you think, though ;)
     
  6. God totally rox

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    It is kinda sad how some people do that though
     
  7. oy!

    oy! Active Member

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    oh my!
     
  8. Katie12

    Katie12 Member

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    Yeah i agree ppl do that way to often,makes us think and wonder alot bout them,that is sad,ive heard one of those from our pastor,no he didnt laugh but he was trying to prove a point in his lesson on sunday..made alot of ppl think yes.
     
  9. godisgr8

    godisgr8 Well-Known Member

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    oh man
     
  10. Saviot'Valuan

    Saviot'Valuan Digital Mercenary

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    what an idiot
     
  11. ForgivenToo

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    while funny, those situations are all too true.
     
  12. WhirlwindMonk

    WhirlwindMonk D Knight - Master of Zefiris

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    lol, that's a good one too.
     
  13. Lil'_Miss_Princess_Aimz

    Lil'_Miss_Princess_Aimz Well-Known Member

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    yea, i dont find them humerous... not to the max.. its just sad how some ppl can go 4eva tryin 2 find somethin.. an wen they r given the opportunity to know God, they dont.. its jusst sad!
     
  14. Sploge

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    LOL

    thats really good. but yeah not good... if ya get me... the things people will promise and then take back!! i dunno!!
     
  15. strelok0017

    strelok0017 _______

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    This is actually sad...
     
  16. JudyJetson

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    I thought it was funny.
     
  17. The Unorthodox Orthodox

    The Unorthodox Orthodox Newbie

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    Hey, I wanted to post this joke! xD
    Yes, people tend to do that. It's stupid really.
    Many atheists think like that.
    It's like people can see the chisel but not the sculptor.
     
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