Ketchup or Mayo

  • Ketchup

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    Votes: 2 25.0%

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NurseAbigail

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*sits down on a chair, the walls seem like caving in inside this dark small closed room, there was only one source of light beaming from a small hanging lamp...someone stood in the shadows...
Interogator: Where were you on the night the murder took place?
Me: What murder?!
Interogator: Why did the chicken cross the road?!!! Why!!!
Me: I don't know!!! I don't knowwww! *cries
Interogator: It wanted to see you!
Me: *cries more... I don't understand??!!!
Interogator: Knock! Knock!
Me: Who's there?? *trembles
Interogator: The chicken who crossed the road to see you!
Me: seriously?!

^_^ Ask away peeps!
 

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Haha.

So you have a slingshot, a piece of cheese, and a live pig, and you have one chance to demolish an angry TRex.

What do you do?

that's a hard situation to be in...lol with the slingshot ill use the cheese as ammo, hopefully aiming at the trex' mouth, hopefully cheese goes inside mouth and chokes the trex...if that fails ill hop on the back of the pig and hopefully it's fast and strong enough to retreat

or i can eat the cheese have a really meam fart and trex wont eat me

or i can ditch the pig, ran like a coward while eating the cheese

or i could be more diplomatic, invite the trex, the pig, over some cheese tasting...
 
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So how long have you been a christian?

Both my parents were missionaries, but earliest i can remember accepting Jesus Christ as Savior was maybe around 6 or 7 yrs old, there was a skit called "Judgment Morning", after watching that skit, I remember saying the sinner's prayer.
 
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Pentecostal...have you received the Holy Spirit since you believed? if so, what was your experience like?

I think i was like 11 or 12 yrs old, and I wanted to speak in tongues, was in a church retreat, the preacher prayed over me, i felt like electricity move in my lips and i started to speak but just "yayayaya..." as i kept praying the tongues became more complex and at times melodies would accompany it.
 
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