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Aliens, the New World Order, & The 12 Girls Band

Discussion in 'Eschatology - Endtimes & Prophecy Forum' started by Jipsah, Jan 1, 2006.

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  1. Jipsah

    Jipsah Blood Drinker

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    Yet another Sign of the End rears its head.

    The one-worlders of the New World Order have launched yet another assault against the foundations of western Christian culture, using weapons that have served them so well in the past - sex and pop music.

    This attack come in the form of a band of purportedly young Chinese women who are billed as the "Twelve Girls Band". According to the cover story, these women play various pop music pieces on traditional Chinese instruments, thus giving the tunes a new and original sound. What could be more harmless? A group of well-scrubbed young Asian women who are simply thrilled to be playing familiar songs on their quaint instruments for the edification of the American public? How could there be any harm in that?

    But the first clue that all is not as it seems on the surface is in the repertoire these "young women" perform. Tunes such as "Only Time", "Clocks", and "El Condor Pasa" provide the initial warning that there is more here than meets the ear. They provide the hint that these "12 girls" are not only not from this country, but not from this world. Far from being a group of attractive female musicians, these are time-traveling aliens who have ben sent here with one goal in mind - the subversion of western Christianity and the destruction of western civilization.

    The cover of being "Chinese" musicians is well chosen. The Chinese have long felt that they were cheated of their birthright by the Christian west, and have for centuries bided their time in true inscrutable Oriental fashion for the right time to make their move. The alien usurpers have manipulated this long-held grudge to their own advantage, gulling the Chinese into doing their nefarious bidding. Backed by secretive powers of the NWO, they have positioned these "harmless women" so that they can deal a killing blow to the West.

    These "women's" Asian appearance was chosen for three reasons: first, to lull the Chinese people into believing that these "musicians" are theirs, secondly, to make the women appear both exotic and attractive, and thirdly, and most importantly, to better conceal their alien/reptilian physical features.

    The instruments that these women play serve to take familiar songs and give them a suitably alien sound, serving to make the strange tones and cadences of alien music and language more familiar to Western audiences. This is intended to ease the transition when the aliens and their NWO overlords openly take power. People will already have learned to accept, and perhaps even enjoy, the barbarous speech and "music" of their new masters.

    In addition, and perhaps even more insidiously, these women are subtly being advanced as ideal mates; shapely, intelligent, talented, and altogeher unlike the half-clad gyrating harpies that Western women have become. Again, this is designed to pave the way for the open arrival of the aliens, at which Western men, brain-washed by the inhuman charms of these faux women, will turn away from human women en masse and flock to mate with alien females. The human race, at that point, will be doomed.

    Those who are, knowingly or unknowingly, already in the control of the Illuminatists and their cohorts will jeer at these revelations. Let that merely serve as further proof of the veracity of these charges.

    Our Faith, our culture, our liberty, and in fact, the human race itself, is at risk. JUst say no to the Twelve Girls Band and their one-world puppet masters.
     
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  2. craig_on_fire

    craig_on_fire On a quest to get 100% health

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    No offense but are you certified insane or is this a joke?

    This is a most ridiculous thread
     
  3. Jipsah

    Jipsah Blood Drinker

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    How do we know that you're not a paid lackey of the Illuminatists who seek the overthrown of the Christian West? It's obvious that you can't refute my contentions, else you would have. I hope that you aren't a quisling for the reptilian aliens. Their ultimate ruin is certain.
     
  4. Luke950

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    Seems like this is an elaborate spoof of the Indigo children thread...
     
  5. Luke950

    Luke950 New Member

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    Am I right, Jipsah?
     
  6. Luke950

    Luke950 New Member

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    Imaginative, I'll grant. Very creative.
     
  7. bertie

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    No i think he is serious,and it just goes to show,that if you keep at it long enough,you can wake the most dormant intellect from its semi stupor,open its eyes and reveal to it the wonders of the secret universe,by constantly bombarding it with the facts,and relentlessly confronting it with reality.....this is indeed a happy awakening!Welcome brother.!!
    Now you will begin to notice the hidden and deep undercurrents in whose eddies we swirl helpless and bewidered by the sudden enlargement of the known and the unknown multi-verse....hang on!
     
  8. albertmc

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    I think he's pulling our collective legs...at least I hope so. There actually is a group as he described - minus the reptilian alien part - from China. Their website is http://www.twelvegirlsband.com/ . Oops- I guess that link makes me part of the plot. Oh well, I might as well also point out they made a Christmas album with such alien favorites as "Silent Night" and "Joy to the World."



     
  9. bertie

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    come clean with us and tell us the secret of your marvelous prophetic prowess.was it the 19.95$ CD on how to tune your mind vibrations to the incoming alien mind control channels?you know the one that comes in a plain brown wrapper so that people dont start calling you nuts prematurely when they run across it while looking through your title shelf for some bouncy tunes.?
    Or could it be the reason all the knees of your jeans are worn through?and there is a permanent red spot on your forehead?I saw that worn out prayer rug in your closet......
    The only other reason i can think of is that you too are now under the mind warp projected from the moon by space vessels parked in out of the way craters and behind the odd rock.If this is a correct diagnosis we will be hearing further dire warnings as your synapses break down to single comnnection pathways and your brain begins to shrivel down to pea size.
    But have no fear,we will happily put you at the controls of an unmanned probe.When your brains stablizes at 3grams.you will be inserted into the business end of an obsolete ballistic missile,and hard wired to fly it by sheer brainwaves.
    Thus you will be started on your historic journey into outer space in search of the third heaven.be brave Jip......
     
  10. Chopinzee

    Chopinzee Servant of the Most High God

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    okay :scratch:
     
  11. bertie

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    One can dissmiss this assertion out of hand as no doubt many will,but there is a darkly sinister overtone to the fanciful premises.
    In fact a similar scenario is in actuality being wreaked upon an unwary populace.
    Space tech media of several kinds now bombard the mind via satelite radio,and widespread dvd proliferation.
    The kids and your passenger can now enjoy the latest drama in the family wagon while you whisk them off to the arcade or other high intensity electronic media input.
    We keep spending more and more of our time plugged in,wired up and turned on.
    The constant barrage of all this media,(even moving billboard pictures etc)must have a total effect on our psyches that is not likely to be beneficial.
    Suppose those Chinese girls actually program your brain to road rage by repeating certain sub audible sound frequencies into the haunting refrains that they are enticing us with?Maanipulating raw mass emotional health by caterwauling in frequencies that give us a proclivity foor disorientation?dropsy?utter helpless confusion....
    Now given that the red Chinese doctrine is inclusive of a first strike nuclear scenario......and they want to soften the target reaction time...
    They hold a monstrous free benefit concert bigger than woodstock,and at the hieght of the show,broadcast on national tv,they hypnotize very subtley,the entire audience with the sub audio frequency music...BINGO! missle launch we got our pants down and voila!sushi at mc donals.
     
  12. RedneckAnglican

    RedneckAnglican Once again...the Outsyder...

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    I used to think the same thing about the New Kids on the Block...
     
  13. mnmcandiez

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    Somebody wants a little attention
     
  14. mzn11

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    Considering the ridiculous claims made in the eschatology section about chip implants, and people's unfounded theories about who the anti-Christ is, and their ridiculous and imaginative interpretation of current events, what Jipsah wrote does not seem so ridiculous after all. If 90% of the people can make up things about "end-times prophecy," why can't Jipsah?
     
  15. bertie

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    He can consider himself encouraged to do so...you too...oundo your escatological belt as it were and let it all hang.....
    We still havent got to the part about the gypsies and the new world order...
     
  16. craig_on_fire

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    Actually thats very sad but true :(
     
  17. Rory

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    I think someone has been reading a bit too much David Icke lately.
     
  18. bertie

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    the moving finger writes,..and having writ,passes on.....
    Why so glum chums?
    The end f the age will come when it will come.
    There is not one whit you can do to hasten or delay it.(or is there?...Daniels messenger was delayed 3weeks in combat with the KING OF PERSIA....
    who was this guy i wonder?maybe somebody who has the cross connections down pat can say with certainty who this powerful magician-king -evil force.
    Now here we go........If the message to daniel,could be held up by one man (presumably)for three weeks,even having to call in the chief angel(Michael)to help deal with this satanic heavy,and still they remained in battle while the messenger slipped away to see Daniel,and had to return post haste to reinforce michael.
    Do you think that Satan is capable of throwing a few satanic curve balls that would throw off Gods Timing?Or is it all taken into account beforehand? :scratch:
     
  19. Kingdom_Come

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    Consider yourselves warned people. If you listen to this music and fall under their subtle sonic spell then you too will become part of this sinister plot and begin finding ways to bring friend and family member into the fold.






    ****LoL…………:D****
     
  20. lawtonfogle

    lawtonfogle My solace my terror, my terror my solace.

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    NO, you are the one who is in wrong. You work for someone else, I will not state there names, trying to throw attention off of yourself and focus it onto another, and to top it off, your disguise makes you look to be pro-Christians. As for me, how do you know I do not work for someone, well all I can say is that I cannot bear the thought of working for anyone else than Jesus, and if you can't trust me on this, then you have proven you are not like me.
     
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