Alice Cooper for President (and for British Prime Minister)

[SepiaAndDust]

Alice Cooper Launches Campaign To Be Elected As Both US President & British PM

July 18, 2016 -- “Alice Cooper is tired of the rhetoric – the mudslinging – the media frenzy. Keeping his snake in his cage and the guillotine in storage, he is putting people before career. Alice Cooper wants to be elected.

He is asking his fellow Americans, his British friends and all those around the world who are disillusioned with their leaders, to join The Wild Party. Alice Cooper is tackling the everyday concerns discussed among his fellow woman and man – the ordinary, decent hard working (and rocking) people he meets and entertains every day while performing nearly 100 concerts a year around the world.”

- Source

Hello hooray!

I'd vote for him, as long as holding down three jobs wouldn't interfere with his touring. He only has an eight-point platform. Haven't been able to listen to the new version of Elected yet.

 

[Chesterton]

Did not know there was a new version of Elected. I wouldn't have voted for Zappa, or Dylan, or Bowie, but I'd vote for Alice.

 

[The Cadet]

I wouldn't have voted for Zappa

...I think that reflects quite poorly on you. That guy was sharp as a tack. "Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk" was hilarious.

 

[Armoured]

...I think that reflects quite poorly on you. That guy was sharp as a tack. "Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk" was hilarious.

As a huskie owner, I was always partial to "Don't eat the yellow snow".

That said, I'd vote for Bowie before Zappa. Both of them being dead, Alice is the next acceptable choice. After all, he's experienced in the politics, he ran a whole department;

 

[JustOneWay]

Cooper will promise 2 Big Units in every microwave.

 

[Armoured]

Cooper will promise 2 Big Units in every microwave.

What till you see what he promises in every freezer!

 

[Larniavc]

As a Brit I would have to say 'We're not worthy'.

 

[Chesterton]

...I think that reflects quite poorly on you. That guy was sharp as a tack. "Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk" was hilarious.

Yeah, I'm not a fan of self-righteous moralizers, especially when they're not even good at it.

 

[iluvatar5150]

I love everything about this thread.

Although, I think he might have a hard time taking the healthy-eating torch from Michelle.

http://www.phoenixandphoenix.net/delicacies/the-biggest-hot-dog-in-the-world/