A stich in rhyme....

[KagomeShuko]

So opening the cage would be "whoopsee."
He's eat that gibbon without a second thought!

 

[ladybugforJesus]

So on second thought, maybe you ought not.
But I bet there is a monkey that would take them!

 

[PacificPandeist]

A monkey would just shimmy-shake them,
Those socks should be warming paws!!

 

[brinny]

and be as jolly as

Santa Claus!!

 

[ladybugforJesus]

You know, the only thing that would cause,
Jealousy among all the beasts!

 

[Margolit]

Now dogs at the shelter, they at least

Would wear them gladly to keep their feet warm!

 

[ladybugforJesus]

And dry when they have to go out in a storm.
Next thing they need is a sweater to wear,

 

[PacificPandeist]

Oh the poor doggies, that I can't bear!!
To think of those pets without a home!!

 

[littlebutterfly]

...It's as sad as a garden... without a gnome.
The thought is really quite un-nerving...

 

[PacificPandeist]

For a home, every animal is deserving!!
We must care better for our pets!!

 

[ladybugforJesus]

You are right! And it is me it upsets!
Everybody go and adopt a pet now!

 

[PacificPandeist]

I would but I can't afford the chow....
I'm home just enough to care for my turtle!!

 

[KagomeShuko]

Even that is a financial hurdle!
Yet, how I'd love to hug a furry friend. . .

 

[MrFreshdew]

and the bear wood say thee end
as my body is crushed

 

[Margolit]

And to the ER I would be rushed,

but the bear, I know, would be quite unhapppy

 

[MrsFreshdew]

and cry out for help from his pappy

with love from the heart it comes an answer

 

[rosemoss]

If you use a vitamin supplemental enhancer
you might feel better.

 

[littlebutterfly]

And write home about it in a letter.
such lessons we've learned...

 

[rosemoss]

And the money we've earned
can go towards a college education.

 

[PacificPandeist]

In college I learned to avoid radiation,
Now there's a universal lesson!!