A Parrot Named Moses

[St_Worm2]

Late at night a burglar broke into a house when no one was home. He turned on his flashlight to look around for things to steal and immediately heard a voice saying, "Jesus is watching you!".

He turned around to see who was speaking but no one was there.

Then he heard it again. He looked over in the corner of the room and saw a parrot. He asked the parrot what its name was and the parrot answered "Moses". (Smart parrot )

Then the parrot said, "Jesus is coming for you", but he just ignored it and wondered out loud, "what kind of people name their parrot Moses?"

The parrot answered him anyway and said, "the same kind of people who name their pit bull Jesus."

 

[JackRT]

A Republican arrived home late on election night and announced to his wife that he had been elected.

Surprised, she said "Honestly?"

He said "Now my dear lets not get into that."

 

[Tsquared]

Late at night a burglar broke into a house when no one was home. He turned on his flashlight to look around for things to steal and immediately heard a voice saying, "Jesus is watching you!".

He turned around to see who was speaking but no one was there.

Then he heard it again. He looked over in the corner of the room and saw a parrot. He asked the parrot what its name was and the parrot answered "Moses". (Smart parrot )

Then the parrot said, "Jesus is coming for you", but he just ignored it and wondered out loud, "what kind of people name their parrot Moses?"

The parrot answered him anyway and said, "the kind of people that name their pit bull Jesus."

Hahaha, that was great thanks for the laugh!

 

[St_Worm2]

You're welcome

 

[Hank77]

Late at night a burglar broke into a house when no one was home. He turned on his flashlight to look around for things to steal and immediately heard a voice saying, "Jesus is watching you!".

He turned around to see who was speaking but no one was there.

Then he heard it again. He looked over in the corner of the room and saw a parrot. He asked the parrot what its name was and the parrot answered "Moses". (Smart parrot )

Then the parrot said, "Jesus is coming for you", but he just ignored it and wondered out loud, "what kind of people name their parrot Moses?"

The parrot answered him anyway and said, "the same kind of people who name their pit bull Jesus."

Love this joke. I called my grandson and he busted up. Right up a preteens alley.

 

[St_Worm2]