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Late at night a burglar broke into a house when no one was home. He turned on his flashlight to look around for things to steal and immediately heard a voice saying, "Jesus is watching you!".
He turned around to see who was speaking but no one was there.
Then he heard it again. He looked over in the corner of the room and saw a parrot. He asked the parrot what its name was and the parrot answered "Moses". (Smart parrot )
Then the parrot said, "Jesus is coming for you", but he just ignored it and wondered out loud, "what kind of people name their parrot Moses?"
The parrot answered him anyway and said, "the same kind of people who name their pit bull Jesus."
He turned around to see who was speaking but no one was there.
Then he heard it again. He looked over in the corner of the room and saw a parrot. He asked the parrot what its name was and the parrot answered "Moses". (Smart parrot )
Then the parrot said, "Jesus is coming for you", but he just ignored it and wondered out loud, "what kind of people name their parrot Moses?"
The parrot answered him anyway and said, "the same kind of people who name their pit bull Jesus."
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