A joke...

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...told by my priest last Sunday during coffee hour. We were sitting at his table to hear it. :p\

There are these two old men playing golf. The one who's a bit younger says to the other man, who's 80, "You're golfing at your age. So I guess your father was pretty healthy at an old age."

The 80-year-old guy answers, "What do you mean 'was'? He's still alive. He's only 100 years old."

The other guy says, "Oh, ...ok...and he still golfs?"

The 80-year-old said, "Yes, he does."

The other guy answers, "Wow, so I guess your great grandfather was a golfer and lived a long life, to 100 as well."

The 80-year-old guy replies, "What do you mean 'was'? He's still alive. He's 120."

The other guy, shocked, says, "120! Wow! And he still golfs?"

The 80-year-old guy says, "Yeah, he still golfs but not today. He's getting married."

The other guy, looking puzzled, says, "Married?! At 120? Why would he want to do that?"

The 80-year-old man replied, "Who said he wanted to?"



:p





*You have to get my priest's sense of humor. :D