Dismiss Notice

Welcome to Christian Forums, a friendly forum to discuss Christianity in a friendly surrounding.

Your voice is missing! You will need to register to get access to the following site features:
  • Reply to discussions and create your own threads.
  • Our modern chat room. No add-ons or extensions required, just login and start chatting after you have posted 20 posts and have received 5 likes.
  • Access to private conversations with other members.
  • Less Advertisements! Members see fewer ads and have the option to upgrade their account to ad free!

We hope to see you as a part of our community soon and God Bless!

A John Hagee Joke

Discussion in 'Clean/Christian Jokes' started by solo66 man, Feb 18, 2002.

  1. solo66 man

    solo66 man Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    3,486
    Ratings:
    +2
    i saw john hagee tell this joke on tv.
    What is the difference between a woman on menopause and a crocodile?



    lipstick
     
  2. Blynn

    Blynn Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    8,517
    Gender:
    Female
    Ratings:
    +76
    Marital Status:
    Private
    Faith:
    Christian
    :eek:


    That was funny. Thanks for sharing it. :)


    God Bless,
    Roberta
     
  3. StogusMaximus

    StogusMaximus Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    2,411
    Ratings:
    +4
    Faith:
    Protestant
    I am afraid to laugh at that joke.
     
  4. lucypevensie

    lucypevensie Not drinking the kool-aid

    Messages:
    20,141
    Ratings:
    +2,735
    Marital Status:
    Married
    Politics:
    US-Republican
    Faith:
    Baptist
  5. marmaladePRO

    marmaladePRO Active Member

    Messages:
    837
    Ratings:
    +6
    Marital Status:
    Married
    Politics:
    CA-Conservatives
    Faith:
    Non-Denominational
    i'm with stog on that one *looking over shoulder cautiously* :D
     
  6. SenseiPiccolo

    SenseiPiccolo Active Member

    Messages:
    1,541
    Ratings:
    +1
    gosh...
    i remember him saying that joke...
    wasnt he preaching a sermon on self control or something?
    :)
     
  7. solo66 man

    solo66 man Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    3,486
    Ratings:
    +2
    note the reaction of all the men here. I too was very nervous at that one. :D As you can tell though, not too nervous.
     
  8. SenseiPiccolo

    SenseiPiccolo Active Member

    Messages:
    1,541
    Ratings:
    +1
    (hmmmm....)
    the lady/wife is the boss....
    but she just acts to be in subjection to the man/husband
    if the man in spreacher...
    :D
     
  9. Blynn

    Blynn Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    8,517
    Gender:
    Female
    Ratings:
    +76
    Marital Status:
    Private
    Faith:
    Christian
    Come on guys (men),

    You can laugh.....I thought it was funny. Maybe I am the only female that did though :eek:



    God Bless,
    Roberta
     
  10. solo66 man

    solo66 man Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    3,486
    Ratings:
    +2
    Yes Roberta,
    These are dangerous days though. :D