- Dec 22, 2017
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So 3 guys are out golfing. The first, Moses, tees up, hits the ball, and it goes into the water hazard. He stands at the edge of the water, holds up his driver, parting his hands, and the water hazard splits. He walks down there, and chips the ball onto the fairway.
The second guy, Jesus, tees up, hits the ball, and it goes into the same water hazard. He walks out across it, holds out his hand, the ball rises to the surface, and He chips it onto the green.
The third guy tees up, hits the ball, and it almost goes into the water, when a fish jumps out & grabs it in its mouth. Before it can go back into the water, a hawk comes down, grabs the fish, and starts carrying it away. While it's flying, a freak bolt of lightning strikes the fish, and the ball pops out of its mouth, and falls down, right into the hole.
Upon seeing this, Moses looks at Jesus and says, "Next time we go golfing, let's leave your dad behind."
The second guy, Jesus, tees up, hits the ball, and it goes into the same water hazard. He walks out across it, holds out his hand, the ball rises to the surface, and He chips it onto the green.
The third guy tees up, hits the ball, and it almost goes into the water, when a fish jumps out & grabs it in its mouth. Before it can go back into the water, a hawk comes down, grabs the fish, and starts carrying it away. While it's flying, a freak bolt of lightning strikes the fish, and the ball pops out of its mouth, and falls down, right into the hole.
Upon seeing this, Moses looks at Jesus and says, "Next time we go golfing, let's leave your dad behind."