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Oh yes.... it took my breath away


I was working on a rooftop (alone) I had removed tiles and membrane
replace rafters and ceiling joists and the wind was blowing through the roof's skeletal-framing
Suddenly, there I was 'horizontal' about 3 or 4 feet, above the scaffold decking
floated out into the gap between this house and next door AND it was the updraft between the buildings that enabled my glide, back to the scaffold

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I was returning to Camp in Germany, having delivered troops to Duesseldorf Airport (Flughafen)
It had been snowing lightly but, the tree lined avenue, just before camp, was clear of snow
I was doing around 35mph, as I was due, to take troops to their married-quarters, immediately upon my return from Duesseldorf

Suddenly, it seemed as if, the car was 'skating' down the road (four wheel skid) "crabbing?"
Although the road, upon which my Father-in-law lived (Pluekertzstrasse)
had pronounced drainage gradients on both sides of the road's crown, my Hillman Husky Estate spun down the centreline for up to 200 yards and came to a stop near a bus stop, Black Ice
Why I did not leave the road and hit a tree, only heaven knows

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I was at the Firing Range in Catterick Camp (Yorkshire UK)
The Thompson submachine gun, was the tool of the day
We, had heard the theory .... and now, the practice :O

One of the lads suffered a jam (stoppage) and completely FORGOT the instructions
? JAM ~remove the magazine and [bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse] THE WEAPON ~to eject the bullet
? FAILING TO CLEAR ~safety ON and raise LEFT ARM (for attention of Instructors

We heard, "I can't shoot - it's jammed"
and suddenly, something-like a dozen or so shells, were whizzing around us
as the guy turned around to face the instructor (approaching from behind)
He COULD, have STITCHED the whole firing line before we dived to the ground

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HYE, been so-close, to tragedy
that you had mentally resigned-yourself
to accepting, THAT THIS, COULD 'be IT' ?
 
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HYE, been so-close, to tragedy
that you had mentally resigned-yourself
to accepting, THAT THIS, COULD 'be IT' ?

Probably a few times. The one I remember was topping a tree when instead of falling to the side the top slid off the cut and headed straight down, sort of like a short fat arrow going towards me and only a couple of feet away. Did not even have time to get an explicative out.

It missed me.

HYE used a chain saw?
 
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No, but I have used
a 24 inch double-bladed hedge trimmer
a 9 inch diamond-edged angle-grinder
Driven and operated a bitumen tanker/ sprayer
Bucket and Blade Plant (tracked)


HYE stepped through /passed-through a glass roof ?
 
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Yes, Flugel Horn, in School Brass Band :D


Flugelhorn - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FlugelhornThe flugelhorn is a brass instrument pitched in B♭, and resembles a trumpet, but has a wider, conical bore. The instrument known today as the flugelhorn is a descendant of the valved bugle, which had been developed from a valveless hunting horn known in eighteenth-century Germany as a Flügelhorn.




HYE ~played, a musical instrument ?
 
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Have your ridden a ski lift to the top of a mtn?

Yes, just about any way you want to parse it out.

Skiing in winter. Hiking in summer and also mountian biking.

HYE gone cross country skiing?
 
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