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i will give 300 blessings to the first pearson to tell me what this phrase says: "likhipha inhlanzi emanzini"

on this really happened!!!! friends of mine just come back from a visit to france when in france they used a taxi to get from the hotel to the airport. the man asked the driver a question but got no reply, so he tried to get his attention by tapping on his sholder. however when he touched him...

two men were at a church function. an old and a young man. they were discussing moral standards when a waiter came around with a tray of softdrinks. on the tray was a can and a bottle. the bottle being bigger than the can was the younger man took. the older man took the can and asked him when...

I know this is old, But it is REALLY good! Do you know what Ten Jewberry Muds are? To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what tenjewberrymuds¹ means by the end of the conversation. The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest...

A man and his friend were enjoying Deer Hunting Season in rural Arkansas near a blacktop highway. A huge buck walked by and the hunter carefully drew his bow and took careful aim. Before he could release his arrow, his friend pointed at a funeral procession passing on the road below their...

a jewish butcher had a regular munk customer who asked him every time when he would start sellin pork eventually the jew relpied one day and said " on your wedding i'll sell pork!"

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving to check out a...

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed...

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employees home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered on the first ring, "Hello?" Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a...

The following is from an "Application for release from military service" in Italy Dear Honourable Defence Minister, Please allow me the freedom to respectfully expound on the following, and ask that you please make a good effort, to sort the matter out quickly. I am at this present...

On a given night, 2 death row inmates are scheduled to be electrocuted on old sparky. While one execution is in progress, the pastor administers to the other condemned man in his cell. "Don't worry my son", says the pastor, "as soon as the high voltage reaches your brain, it numbs all your...

what is the strongest letter in the alphabet? will post the answer later

what is the most offencive thing a guy can do in your eyes?

For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer...

Try this it really works it is weird This is really WEIRD! Open a Word document and type: = rand (200, 99) Press Enter and wait 5 seconds...

Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family. The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion's guest room. Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement. As they made their bed on the hard...

My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I...

Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family. The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion's guest room. Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement. As they...

what is the baises of your faith in God?