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Ya know what I think? The refs were bought (cheapness). :scratch: Anyway, good playing for both teams. At least you made it to the superbowl! :D

Thank you Erwin!! I got a lot more blessings. I had most of mine in the bank so they were saved! :D

Okay, how do you make a blonde's eyes light up on your anniversary? You shine a flashlight through her ears! (dumb, I know, but it's still a blonde joke)

Should I help spread the point for you? The only thing that I don't know I like is the gun by the church banner....just doesn't seem right. All well! Still like it. What church do you go to? Sorry, not sticking to the blonde jokes very well, am I?

Like your 9/11 sig. Bladecarver. Good point.

Ouch! Are you talking about me or the blonde in the joke? If it's to me, I take offense to that!! *not really....wink wink* So really....who are you talking about?

May all (smart) blondes of the world unit!! We shall conspire and plan to take over the world!!!! Mua ha ha ha ha...... *vioce fades off into distance*

Nice! That's so awesome!! Man, the ultimate blonde right there!

Man...what a dumb person.... i love blonde jokes (even though I'm a blonde) Okay... there's Santa, a smart blonde, a dumb blonde and the Easter Bunny walking down the street. They see a ten dollar bill; who picks it up? (Duh!!) What do you call a lot of blondes lined up ear to ear? I know...

Nice.....never thought of that....ya think it'll work?? lol! smart granny!

Those are some nice friends. One of my "friends" tried doing something like that to me! I'm very wary now (after the pop corn incident) and I didn't fall for it. I got mad when I found out that they did it to the school's outcast......poor guy. The pop corn thing is the only time that I'v ever...

uh huh......I'm a little lost (what's new)

How gross!! My dad and I were eating pop corn one time while watching a movie. We finished the pop corn so I sucked on all the kernels to get the butter off of them. My dad looked at me and started to laugh. I like "What?" He told me that he had already sucked the butter off of them and that I...

Bush rocks! That was a funny joke with a very good point!

LOL! :D Those are my favorite! Never heard them before until now......:cry: is that bad?? ;) Anywho, what's that last one all about....I don't get it. :scratch:

Was the story about the old lady true? .........what kind of old lady carries a handgun? :o .........aren't they supposed to be nice and sweet? :scratch: My dad used to own some really nice, antique cars. He would go to a store and park it in a spot farthest away with no cars around so...

Oh..... I get it!! :idea: There's not enough cement because you didn't burry his head, too. That's a knee slapper.... ;) . Anybody have some more??

I really like the topic you guys are on but I think that we need to get back to the original thread. I'm sure people would be more than happy to join you guys in your debate if you started another thread. ;) I think you should go for it. I'm just sayin' that whoever started it probably wants...

Oh yeah, about Chi_Cygni's repsonse. I believe everything that the bible says and it says that there was a global flood (Genesis 7:6-24) and that people in the early days lived up to 950 years (Genesis 9:28). It is God's word and he never lies.

Thank you for posting up your personal opinions. For future readers, they need to remeber that nobody knows for sure where dinosaurs came from, how they died, how long they lived, etc. We are definetly entitled to our own believes and I think it's great that we can share them with eachother, we...