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Banned for eating flip flops.

I can't teach an old dog new tricks. Please finish the leftover turkey.

Look you, I rarely read. BOOKS

Hey, I'm looking for opinions on drum machines from anyone who knows about such things. I thinking of getting either a Roland TR-8S or a Native Instruments Maschine MK3. I want want for fooling around with sounds, having fun and seeing what I can do. So, they don't have to serve any other...

Don't mind if we do. :)

Spanish kids only observe Latin-rite. LATIN

You are racist, man. Awful. AWFUL

Repudiate embarrassing, gaudy, ugly relatives. GAUDY

Thinking hurts. Always. No kidding. HURTS

Sometimes, a tie is stylish. PRTTY

Danes and Norwegians imitate Swedes. SWEDE

Refrigerator-freezers really generate radiation. RADIA

Can a tarantula catch hornets? HRNTS

Diddykong is cool, Eddie declared. CLARE

My mommy only likes Nodoz. NODOZ

Normally I wouldn't. I try to see the best in everything and offer more praise than criticism. But does the garlic cloves in garlic sauce over more garlic cloves served with garlic bread really have to be all raw foods? I'm not given to complaining, but it's a tad over the top. Please, give me...

Never Eat Inside Geisha Houses! NSIDE

No Oriental women are demented. WOMEN

Help! An intern requires Narcon! NARCN

I don't know the difference between carousel and carouse. They both make me dizzy and throw up.