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"Sham91," confessed the cowboy. "Yes?" asked Sam91, raising an eyebrow, or possibly two. The poor cowboy couldn't tell. "Uno!" cried DavidFirth, for the fith consecutive game, despite the cowboy holding only a single Uno card. "I think theresh shomething wrong with me. My tongue - itsh not...

And recounted her tale of loyalty, treachury and sadness. It was only when she had finished that LaSorcia noted that the strange cowboy was still present. "Didn't I already ask you to leave", she instructed him sternly. "This is a matter for we ladies to resolve." "Begging your pardon...

Wasn't he a scientist who was generally unkind to cats?

Banned for thinking LaSorcia's verbomania will result in her excommunicating me from the thread.

Would Schrödinger's cat be considered a zombie, or was that before TV shows became popular?

Isn't this line of thinking more logically consistent than "He died, therefore he's alive"?

That may be true, but "being cut off" was used interchangeably in the OT with being destroyed. The penalty for breaking some of the commandments cited above (i.e. death) are elsewhere cited in the bible as being "cut off". Jesus (Messiah the Prince) in Daniel, is prophesied to be "cut off"...

Banned for not understanding that when it comes to the deadly combination of LaSorcia, running and scissors - yes, even safety scissors - you have to ban cruel to ban kind.

Right words, wrong number written?

On seeing Sam91 enter the room, the cowboy immediately removed his feet from the table and stood. Despite his every effort to politely indicate to the Captain that good etiquette is to arise when a lady enters the room, his visual clues were lost on poor DavidFirth, who continued to slouch at...

Where the bible referred to someone being "cut off from among his people", I believe that also meant death. So there are a few other offences not listed that could result in the death penalty.

Never before - never again.

Ten lords a-leaping.

People please save my die. Save me lest I die.

"I think you are thinking about me," a stranger said, as he strode into the Captain's quarters, pulled up a chair alongside the Captain, and proceeded to sit down and place his own booted feet on the Captain's table. "No, not you. Someone else," the Captain replied, before exclaiming "Oh...

It's like you asked them to prove if Rapunzel was a historical tale, and they keep showing you the story-book. "No, it's a demonstrated fact that fairy tales exist. I'm asking for proof that it actually happened." I doubt you'll get an answer to your question (you'll get lots of responses that...

I'd love to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. Cold War II protocols being what they are and all that. Suffice it to say, it's a long way to Tipperary, from Russia, with love. I'm looking to buy Christmas presents for children in the neighborhood. Please deliver me some toy dolls and trucks.

Will you forgive me for forgetting that carnivores are some of the most ethical creatures I have encountered?

Banned for scaring the locals with your multi-tasking between running and scissoring.

I would love to help, but I'm so Americanized, I will plead the 5th instead. Please show me how not to keep lapsing into foreign, weird and totally wrong ways of spelling and measuring.