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  1. Dirk1540

    Atheists debates - is it worth it?

    It’s worth it if both people involved enjoy debate. If either person thinks it’s stressful or annoying then it’s not worth it. I used to like it, now I can’t stand it lol
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    The "Guilty" or "Not Guilty" Game!

    Guilty, spent a week there! Some say that’s when I became a bit unhinged lol Have had your 15 minutes of fame yet?
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    The Excuse Game

    I keep trying to pull off the ‘A man or a woman’ look but I can’t get it quite right. If I go all out with my professional female face mask & wig I look 100% female, but if I lose the mask my broad shoulders keep giving me away as 100% male. Oh give me a home, where the buffalo roam. Where...
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    The Excuse Game

    Perhaps you should get a bit more computer training under your belt before you assume the role of tech support, when an email won’t go through it’s not because the printer is out of ink. Can somebody show Quid how to get back to the loading dock?
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    A - Z Conversation

    Eight thousand times I’ve tried to tell that to genny!!
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    A - Z Conversation

    Can’t help but think that half a Dirk brain is equivalent to 3 average brains though
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    Good news, bad news, good news, bad news...

    Bad news: speaking of Coronavirus somebody stole my lyrics and then took credit for my song...
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    The "Guilty" or "Not Guilty" Game!

    Not guilty Ever fallen up the stairs (trying to be funnier than Chesterton)?
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    Good news, bad news, good news, bad news...

    Bad news: our cholesterol counts won’t be looking too good if each person is putting $500 towards snacks.
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    A - Z Conversation

    Actually... I don’t Actually...I’m perfect
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    Pet Peeves

    MISSING a disgusting bug with a fly swatter that’s IN MY BEDROOM, what am I drunk, how did I miss!!??? I had a clear shot at it that a 6 year old could have made ugh, it’s now been 20 minutes and I have no clue where it went it just disappeared.
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    Good news, bad news, good news, bad news...

    Bad news - due to the combination of Chesterton’s incredible cooking skills, and his youthful pretty-boy good looks, Hell’s Kitchen director Aurther Smith will not stop harassing him about doing a culinary homeschool reality show when Chesterton’s greatest pleasure in life is his privacy.
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    Answer the Question with a Question (6)

    Isn’t it obvious, even to Arthur Fleck, that Dirk has finally won the argument, so genny humbly walked away with her tail between her legs?
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    A - Z Conversation

    Exactly, if you’re ever getting advice from genny or LaSorcia there’s a high probability that it’s a shady trap.
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    A - Z Conversation

    Last I saw Lucy was doing a keg stand in the living room!
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    Answer the Question with a Question (6)

    Can’t I text her instead?
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    Answer the Question with a Question (6)

    Not sure, am I being falsely accused here?
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    A - Z Conversation

    Golly shucks, looks like @Chesterton got more Guinness in huh?
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    Answer the Question with a Question (6)

    But isn’t my average of 17 a week way down?
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    A - Z Conversation

    Are you all the sudden too cool for question marks?