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  1. Martin

    A joke or two....

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    Can You Raed Tihs?

    Tihs is qitue anmasig - Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer Inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is...
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    Shofar

    Can anyone suggest the best place to purchase a Yemenite Shofar in the UK? I've seen a few places on the internet that are based in Israel and I will probably end up purchasing one from there, but time is an issue and I'm not sure that I could get delivery from Israel in time, hence my...
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    Collecting

    Does no-one collect stamps anymore.....? I suppose it's because we've all gone hi-tech....
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    Remote....

    Yestrerday, I just began to realise how many remotes (remote controls) we have in our house. So, in this day of modern technology, how many remotes are there in your house? What are they controlling? We have 13: 1 x DVD player 2 x Hi-Fi systems 3 x Televisions 3 x Video Recorders 3 x...
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    Which Bible Character?

    Which one Bible character do you like, relate to or admire, and why? I like John Simply because when I read his gospel I'd like to think that I have a similar heart to him.
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    Wise Words

    If you have any wise words/phrases that you'd like to pass on to us all, then post them here. Here's one: Your temper is a valuable thing - don't lose it.
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    Mc Donnell Douglas

    The following was posted on the McDonnell Douglas website by one of their employees. needless to say, MD were not amused and had it taken down..... Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out...
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    The West Wing

    I wonder how many of you guys watch "The West Wing", if you do...... Who's your favourite character and why? I favour Toby He's thoughtful beore he speaks and it's always worth listening to what he has to say.
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    Skimming...

    My friend went to a Leader's School recently. In one of the sessions, they spent time focussing on God and hearing what He had to say to them. In that time, my friend had a picture - a bit like a video.... In this picture, he and Jesus were walking by the sea talking with each other. He...
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    Conundrums

    Try this one.... The Bank of Puzzlania has uncovered a plot to swap the gold in their vaults with counterfeits. It was determined that all the gold bars in three of the Bank's seven vaults were replaced with counterfeits. The other four vaults were uncompromised. The plot was foiled...
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    Have a laugh....

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a flyswatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh!,Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replied. Intrigued, she asked."How can you tell?" "3 were on a beer can, 2 were...
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    The Role of Israel

    Do you believe that Israel has a role to play in return of Yeshua/Jesus, and if so, what role do you believe that to be?
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    Knowing the day....

    If God were to grant you the option of knowing when you would die, would you want to know? If you did want to know, why and would you change anything about your life? If you didn't want to know, why not and would it change your life in any way? I wouldn't want to know because I think it...
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    Getting to know you....

    In an attempt to get to know each other better, how would you like to answer some of these questions? Feel free to answer those you want and leave those you don't want.... 1. What is your earliest memory? :scratch: 2. What was your experience of school (did you like it or hate it)...
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    Desert Island

    Imagine that you have been cast away on a desert island, where you are totally by yourself (i.e. no people, animals or birds), you have an endless supply of food and drinking water, no sickness or disease, you are wearing the clothes that you are currently wearing, the climate is always...
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    Thoughts, Stories, etc.,

    Post here any thoughts or stories you have about God, life, the universe, and I will do likewise. For starters..... INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE 1. Give people more than they expect. Do so cheerfully. 2. Memorise your favourite poem. 3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep...
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    A joke or two....

    One day God calls down to Noah and says "Noah, I want you make me a new Ark". Noah replies, "No problem God, anything you want after all you're the boss". But God interrupts, "Ah but there's a catch this time Noah, I want not just a couple of decks, ..... I want 20 decks one on top of...
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    Dis you ever think you were a donkey...?

    You have probably all read this at one time or another but did you ever think that it could refer to you? To save you digging out your Bibles, I'll reproduce the passage here.... When they had approached Jerusalem and had come to Bethphage, at the Mount of Olives, then Jesus sent two...
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    What Is A Christian? (Poll)

    I started off a thread under the title "What is a Christian?" There have now been seven answers with a definition of three words of less. Which do you prefer as a definition?