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MOses brother and sister were peeved becasue MOses married a Cu[wash my mouth][wash my mouth][wash my mouth][wash my mouth]e woman, so Miriam got leprosy as a curse from God. Or something like that. I think Cu[wash my mouth][wash my mouth][wash my mouth][wash my mouth]es were black.

Me and my brother used to sit in the balcony and we'd look down and count how many bald heads we could see. Or count how many non-Whites there were, or how many old ladies with white hair, etc.

my name is Timothy, it means "honoring God" it is originally from Greek

She won't be saved until she is judged? I never heard of that before. You are saved when you ask JEsus into your life and believe he is your saviour. So by your logic no one here is saved. There is no such thing as assurance. I have been to Assemblies of God, Baptist churches, and Evangelical...

I hate MTV. THey don't even play music anymore. THey just show real world and WWF wrestling. I hate MTV more than anything else on the entire planet.

When I was a kid I was in childrens church and the lesson was on being a missionary to your friends. The teacher dais, "You can have church in your home! you can invite your frinds and teach them what you know about God!" So i invited a bunch of friends over. I read to them from the bible and...

Wheelbarrow race. One kid holds another kid by the ankles and the kid being held by the ankles supports himself on his hands. So the kid on his hands is like a human wheelbarrow.

I read the Hobbit an the Rings trilogy but didn't enjoy it. I read it just to be able to say that I had read it. I much prefered C.S. Lewis's Narnia stories. I have re-read them as an adult and ther are biblical parralels on evey other page.

Um, hi. I will add my two cents. I believe in an old earth creation. My reasons are geology, carbon dating, and solar spectroscopy. I am not a scientist. Bye.

a guy dies and goes to heaven and st. peter shows him around. There is a room with a bunch of clock things. The guy says "what are those?" Peter says, "those are sin counters. Every time you sin, the hand moves. Look, there is (name of your friends here)'s sin counter. See it moving? Tick, tick...

A little kid drew a nativity scene and showed it to her parents. In the picture was an extremely fat individual. The parents asked who is that? The kids replied, "oh, that's Round John Virgin."

I think we need to discuss cults even if people get offended. A good chunk of Paul's and Peter's and John's letters are about false teachers. We are not to be concerned about offending false teachers. I am more than happy to offend a false teacher.

Which Christian denominations teach that Jesus is not God but is Lord and Saviour?

I had a girlfriend in college i met in a christian college group. but I broke up with her. It is hard to find a girl now that i am not in college. my parents met at a hipppy festival.

Church? School? Jury duty? Health club?

Hello. Me, Mambutuu. Half-brother of Zoltax.

Exactly.

Just go one day aat a time. As the israelites gathered manna on a daily basis, so you should gather strength from God each morning to face the temptation of THAT DAY. If you fail, then try again the next day. God loves you.

What if a person can't fnd anyone to marry them?

Right. He said it would be better to marry than to burn with passion. He didn't say it would be better to marry than to touch. If he had meant to say "touch", he would have said "touch!"