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Popcorn

Not all of it. Made someone smile?

hegemony

No. I don't want to make all the ants have to re-build. They don't have broom insurance. Read the Bible.

Nice women rarely make history.

Leave it out on the counter for a couple of days and then make soup out of it to serve the family for Christmas supper. Should I recycle?

Dubliners

Yo Yo Ma

Rat tartar. Should I rotate my tires?

Richer cream tastes better in my coffee than fat free half-and-half.

Why should I give money to a charity? They'll just spend it on stupid stuff like food and medicine. Clean your room.

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Turkey (I nibbled as I was packaging up the leftovers)

If the smell of turkey counts as air freshener, then yes. Otherwise no. Used a step stool?

A beautiful potted plant, such as a stinging nettle or a poison oak bonsai. What should I serve the gravy in at Thanksgiving?

Work fascinates me: I could sit and watch it for hours.

I would have, but I was afraid the Cheetos would spoil if I didn't eat them all right away. Please hide the bodies.

zygomatic

cottage cheese

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