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  1. Marvin1978

    Marvins Big Bang Burger Bar

    I was on a spaceship that crashed head first into a couple of trillion tons of superheated boiling hydrogen.......how do you NOT suffer too badly in those circumstances.
  2. Marvin1978

    Marvins Big Bang Burger Bar

    Hate the sun. I crashed into one once. Don't ask. It was very depressing.
  3. Marvin1978

    Marvins Big Bang Burger Bar

    To make me smile would take a couple of hours in a workshop with a welding kit and some strong wrenches.
  4. Marvin1978

    Marvins Big Bang Burger Bar

    Yes. You said in was 'interesting'. Not much happens on your planet does it?
  5. Marvin1978

    Marvins Big Bang Burger Bar

    Did I mention the pain in the diodes down my right side? I take the point though. For Anjelica I make exceptions.
  6. Marvin1978

    Marvins Big Bang Burger Bar

    I assume, probably incorrectly, that even the human race has worked out how to look in a cupboard by now.
  7. Marvin1978

    Marvins Big Bang Burger Bar

    Only you can answer that. I can't think down to that level.
  8. Marvin1978

    Marvins Big Bang Burger Bar

    I wish. Legends don't exist. I am not that fortunate. My continued existence is something I have no choice about. And that's with the dreadful pain in all the diodes down my right side. Life, don't talk to me about life.
  9. Marvin1978

    Marvins Big Bang Burger Bar

    I've been back five minutes, and already they want to be waited on. Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they want hot chocolate and gooey junk.
  10. Marvin1978

    Marvins Big Bang Burger Bar

    Do robots have blood? Honestly, humans! There's no wonder I'm so depressed all the time.
  11. Marvin1978

    Marvins Big Bang Burger Bar

    Hello humans. I see you have left this place in a mess. Not that I expected anything better from you. How utterly depressing.
  12. Marvin1978

    REILLY's CCCVI - the Bard's Residence

    Rather proves my point. What is a most office? And is there a least office next to it?
  13. Marvin1978

    REILLY's CCCVI - the Bard's Residence

    LOOKED? I left a message saying I'd put some aside in the warmer for you. Why do I bother?
  14. Marvin1978

    REILLY's CCCVI - the Bard's Residence

    It's certainly getting me down, but then, everything about the human race does.
  15. Marvin1978

    REILLY's CCCVI - the Bard's Residence

    Breakfast is ready on the bar for those who require it. After the overload of saturated fat you all had for dinner last night, I have served a healthy breakfast this morning. I did consider using de-caffeinated coffee, but the thought of you lot without your morning drug intake was too...
  16. Marvin1978

    REILLY's CCCVI - the Bard's Residence

    Ok, so explain to me why everyone is obsessed with this dessert called Chocolate Concrete with pink custard.
  17. Marvin1978

    REILLY's CCCVI - the Bard's Residence

    I was reading the history of this meal. You used to serve it wrapped in old newspaper. Then that was stopped because it was potentially a health risk. A meal that consists of food deep fried in fat, cannot be served on newspaper because it's not healthy. You humans don't understand irony do you?
  18. Marvin1978

    REILLY's CCCVI - the Bard's Residence

    Dinner is ready. There's some for the Irishman in the warmer too