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    Rush Limbaugh "endorses" Santorum

    Although Rush Limbaugh does not "officially endorses" any candidate, today he is tearing Romney a new one and going out of his way to talk about Santorum 24/7. He went as far as stating that Santorum would tear up Obama, while Romney would loose in a landslide against Obama. I wonder which polls...
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    Brainless, faceless, and spineless fish found off of Scotland

    A brainless, faceless, and spineless primitive fish has been found off the coast of Scotland. This is a very primitive form of fish closely related to the ancient ancestors of all vertebrate animals, including modern land animals and modern fish. The creature is so primitive that it doesn't even...
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    Homeland Security spying on your internet posts

    Breaking news: As if we didn't know this already, it was leaked to the press that Homeland Security makes fake profiles on online forums, Facebook, and Twitter for the sole purpose of running spy software to scan everyone's posts for "key words" such as "drill," "illegal immigrant," "recovery,"...
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    Palestinian Police storm Church of The Nativity as Clergy Riot

    Palestinian Police had to storm the Church of The Nativity in order to stop violent clashes between Armenian Orthodox and Greek Orthodox priests. The clergymen attacked each other with bats, clubs, brooms, and any other objects they could get their hands on. The clashes are the result of a...
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    Another great example of religious tolerance

    An 8 year old girl in Israel has been the subject of physical and emotional abuse in an Israeli settlement because she refuses to wear all-black clothes. Even though she covers her whole body with clothes, it seems like the ultra-orthodox Jews in the settlement see this 8 year old girl as a...
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    Polls are a waste of time?

    While some of you are celebrating the CNN poll that shows Obama at 49% approval rating, there are other polls such as Gallup and Associated Press that show Obama with a 43-44% approval rating. Which brings me to my point about polls....why do we love them so much when they have proven to be...
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    First Catholic Native American saint

    The Catholic church is about to make the first Native American saint. After a small boy was stricken with a flesh eating bacteria, and his family prayed to a 17th century Native American woman named Kateri Tekakwitha, they attributed his "miraculous recovery" to her. Now surely the Doctors who...
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    The Republican Party Delusion

    The Republican Party has lost it's ways. Today, with all the horrible economic issues and important global issues, it seems like the debate has shifted to abortion, gay marriage, and prayer in schools. Are you kidding me? Those are the most important issues our candidates can debate? :confused...
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    Gingrich's Court-packing scheme

    If you watched the Republican presidential debate last night, you might remember Newt Gingrich mentioning that if he is elected president and the Supreme Court rules in any way he doesn't like, he'll be willing to appoint more justices to the Supreme Court (like FDR wanted to) until the Court is...