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    Congratulations ImperatorWall!

    I only have personal camera/cellphone pictures at this point. The professional photos are not finished yet. Life sure changes fast. I'll miss you guys!
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    *Touchy subject* Male dominance.

    I am both extremely confident and assertive, but also very sensitive. Always have been this way. I was hired at my current position because my psychological profile came back overwhelmingly alpha male. The head of HR showed me what it projected my career path to be; it identified me as a very...
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    Engaged

    October 25th. This is happening.
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    Guilty Pleasure?

    Sometimes I'll go buy a dozen custard filled eclairs. I don't eat them. I squeeze the custard out of each one like you would toothpaste out of a tube. Six eclairs worth of custard into each shoe. Then I take my socks of and slide my bare feet into custard filled shoes. I call this glorious...
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    Ladies: Are You A Handy Man?

    I have the internet. I can do everything.
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    Guilty Pleasure?

    When that one servant with the limp offends me with his pathetic gait I order that he clean clean the windows at the top of the tower with the most stairs. See how your pitiful shambling likes that.
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    Bummer!

    You need a trench-coat and a little metal box with a red pill and a blue pill. You will get all the yeses.
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    Do you ever feel like a repellant to the opposite sex?

    I have heard this phrase when walking past a group of women, I kid you not. "That is a beautiful man!" Referring to me. Interpret it as you will.
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    How Do You Stop Sin?

    Identify and know your weaknesses and structure your life as to not be tempted. Don't continually subject yourself to temptation and expect to be able to resist every time.
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    What are you listening to right now? (23)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgFQ6WmxdMs
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    Online dating faux pas

    I think the word you are looking for is "omnivore."
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    Online dating faux pas

    Or just change her skin to green and crop the hair. She already looks like a carnivore.
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    Online dating faux pas

    Get someone to photoshop an alligator over her. You get to keep your aesthetic appeal, and look all manly wrestling a gator. Win. Win.
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    Facebook and stuff

    What's Facebook?
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    What's on your mind? (70)

    I may have to actually attend a wedding this year. Mine. Will be the first I've ever been to.
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    Share a Picture (6)

    I was playing golf. Frog happened.
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    What are you listening to right now? (23)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPPzK5Xni9M
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    Becoming NonChristian

    I tried to stop believing in God and couldn't do it. That road ended with my crying my eyes out in a cell.
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    What are you listening to right now? (23)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gekiq7wmpA
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    What are you listening to right now? (23)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RChF0wlcWfQ
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