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    Day at the Golf Course...

    Moses, Jesus, and an Old Man were enjoying a day on the golf course. Moses tee'd off and his ball soared through the air landed with a plop in the water hazard, just off the first green. Moses pulled up his robes, stepped up to the water hazard and with a motion of his hands parted the water...
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    Quick and Easy: Song Identification

    Hey guys and gals! Just a quick and easy post cause I couldn't find a forum really appropriate to ask this: I heard a song on the radio the other day (Christian Radio) and I don't know the title or artist. I would like to look it up on Rhapsody and buy it cause it was a great song. Could...
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    Church Seeking and Mega Churches

    I am looking for advice and positive insight on seeking out a church. I am not looking to insult any denominations or to spark any kind of debate - I just want thought and outside insights on what me and my wife are experiencing in our search for a church home. I have been a Baptist for all of...
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    New and challenging job

    Hi all! I am back after being gone for a good while, finally have a chance to stop back by the good ole forums. Good to see they are still here. I am in Law Enforcement and currently a Supervisor with Corrections. My wife has recently tried this same career path and as you can imagine it's a...
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    First Letter Thread - Make it Interesting

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    Thanksgiving Idea

    Well, the holiday is coming up so I thought I would give you guys a great recipe idea. Don't scroll down and look at the picture until you read the following instructions: 1. Cut out aluminum foil in desired shapes. 2. Arrange the turkey in the roasting pan, position the foil carefully (see...
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    Mission Trip Departing Tomorrow

    Here is the info (if your interested): http://www.warrior-triumphant.com/missions/missions.shtml Tomorrow Shelly and I fly out of Florida for Venezuela on mission to the Warao Indians of the Delta Amacuro Region. We are looking at a great deal of travel time involving long bus rides through...
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    Bubba is Sick

    A fellow stopped at a gas station and after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car drinking his cola and watched two men working along the roadside. One man would dig a hole 2 or 3 feet deep and then move on. The other man came along behind...
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    How to give a cat a pill

    How To Give A Cat A Pill 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth - allow cat...
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    Bet You'al Ain't Seen This He'a One !!

    Boudreaux been fish'n down by da bayou all da day and he done run outa night crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seed a snake wit a frog in hits mouth. He knowed that dem big bassfish likes toad frogs, so he dun decided to steal that frog. That snake be a cott'n mouthed water moccasin...
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    Hello and Welcome Aboard! - True Story

    HELLO AND WELCOME ABOARD! A true story. While flying from Seattle to San Francisco this weekend, the Flight Attendant reading the flight safety information had the whole plane looking at each other like "what the heck?" So once we were airborne, I took out my laptop and typed up what she...
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    Email Circulating - Subject: Veggie Tales

    Subject: JONAH - Veggie Tales Below is a letter from one of the people involved in the new VeggieTales movie "JONAH" that is coming out Oct. 4th. Please read it and pass it on to everyone you know. Big Idea is a fantastic company creating great high-quality children's programming, and now a...
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    Ever Wonder?

    EVER WONDER Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"...
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    Only in America

    Only in America 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get...
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    Favorite Power Puff

    Okay, there was a cartoon thread earlier...since I have a three year old I watch a lot of cartoons. Veggie Tales is a good one, I also don't mind the Power Puff Girls so much. It can even make me laugh. That said, which is your favorite? Blossom - (Pink/Redhead) - the assertive 'take...
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    Arcade Games...

    Okay, I have thoroughly proven that I cannot play games that require me to use the arrows keys. That snake moves insanely fast from the start. Some of you people have insane scores on those games. Can we code in some games like Unreal Tournament and Jedi Knight so I can redeem myself? :)
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    First Letter Thread - Make it Interesting

    Okay, here's the rules. :) You can only have one sentence (with as close to proper punctuation as you know how to do ;)) and the first letter of the sentence has to start with the next letter in the Alphabet of the reply before it. The sentence can say anything as long as it makes...
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    Just added my pics to the gallery

    Didn't even realize the function was there. Enjoyed looking at the pics that were there and added my own, it's good to put some faces to these names. :)
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    Psalm 22.3 - From 'Holy Spirit'

    This is continuing from the thread Holy Spirit here in Men's Corner. I have already explained a great deal on my own, that's why I left a great deal out of my post above...it does no good to talk in circles about things, my points are stated and so are yours...others can read them and make...
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    Some uplifting prayers please.

    Today was a very frustrating day for me for various reasons, and I let my patience wear thin. At one point when my patience was almost out my 3 year old son came up and swatted me on the leg with a broken shoe string (which stung pretty good), in anger I swatted back (not hard) but I shouldn't...