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  1. MacFall

    I'm considering trying online dating again.

    This is stupid, I know it's stupid, but I want to do it anyway. I just feel like I need to do something, and this is something. Try to talk me out of it.
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    Standoffish new people in church

    There's a lady about my age who started attending my church's services a few weeks ago. I've been meaning to introduce myself but she scoots off as soon as the service ends. She has come every week for a couple of months, though, so it seems like she must like the service, but not the community...
  3. MacFall

    Today I learned

    ...that Fifty Shades of Gray is literally Twilight fanfiction with the names changed and vampire stuff removed. I'm not shocked, but I still despair. What the heck, human race. What the hecking heck.
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    Do Christians Idolize Virginity?

    Do Christians Idolize Virginity? You probably know, but my answer to the question would be "yes". I was exposed to this article by a close friend of mine who was dealing with extreme guilt over having to keep the fact that she had kissed her fiancee a secret from her friends and family. She...
  5. MacFall

    Does anyone else wish they didn't experience physical attraction?

    I do. Desperately, sometimes. And not in the "sex is bad" kind of way you might expect; I just hate the sense of want, which I know will never be fulfilled, that it creates in me. And it takes so much energy to suppress it.
  6. MacFall

    What would you do with a vial of felix felicis?

    Besides/other than gambling, of course.
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    Needs help with math (possible combinations)

    I'm trying to figure out a formula for the number of possible combinations for a group of 20 objects. This is NOT a question about permutations. Each object can only occur once, but also, they can only occur in a particular order. There would be no reorganizing them to produce different...
  8. MacFall

    How good are you at moth?

    Godzilla is pretty good at moth.
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    The 6 Best Dresses At The Golden Globes

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    Swing dancing

    I have never had fun dancing in my life. Not even once. Dancing for me is like giving a speech for someone with a debilitating stutter, so mostly, I find it humiliating and exhausting. However, I have been invited to go swing dancing. Okay, not really "invited" so much as "instructed". A...
  11. MacFall

    Major changes in your theology

    Have you undergone any major changes in your beliefs since you were first a believer? I'm not talking about normal, growing up and understanding things a little bit better sort of thing. I mean major breaks from the theology by which you were introduced to the Church. Also, I don't mean people...
  12. MacFall

    I'm getting my first tattoo

    ...shortly after Christmas. I've decided on this, on my inner right wrist, facing so that it will be right-side-up from the perspective of someone who is shaking my hand. You probably recognize the ichthys. The symbol in the middle is the chi rho, one of the oldest Christian symbols...
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    Celebrity deaths that made you genuinely sad.

    There have been a few for me. I was very sorry to see Charlton Heston go, but the worst one for me was Ray Bradbury, when he died this June. I actually felt a bit of mourning for a few days when he went. I had just started rereading Dandelion Wine, and when I saw it lying on the piano after...
  14. MacFall

    Tard, the grumpy cat

    This has been giving my smiling muscles a workout lately. He has a Facebook page. https://www.facebook.com/TardTheCat
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    If you could convert your CF forum posts into ANYTHING

    ...what would you convert your posts into? This is like MehGuy's thread, but different. You can change your posts to anything; not only dollars. But they all have to be converted to the same category of object - nothing like "100 houses, 50 cars, 2 private islands, and a partridge in a pear...
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    Nicolas Cage to star in "Left Behind" reboot

    No, I'm not kidding. Now, now. I know that at this very moment you are having trouble deciding whether this will result in a "so bad it's good" film or a "so bad it just might melt your face off with its awfulness" film. Well, I have a third choice: it just might be awesome. And here's how: if...
  17. MacFall

    I want a hurdy gurdy.

    This is an awesome instrument. You should all pitch in and buy me one for my unbirthday.
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    Jack Nicholson tries to keep time with a song.

    This amuses me. Play your favorite song while watching the .gif below. It will look as if Jack Nicholson is trying - and failing - to keep time with the song.
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    I think I'm turning into a curmugeon.

    Ugh. About once every six weeks my brother and I write and perform a puppet play for children's church. We're always asked to pick a song to go along with it. The problem is that the songs from which we're asked to choose - mostly Hillsong Kids type stuff - are so incredibly vapid and silly...
  20. MacFall

    How do you keep yourself from spooning?

    Sleeping alone works for me.