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DUUUUUDE. There's an Urban Dictionary entry for Poe's Law!? DUDE. You're like, FAMIS.

YES!

Yeah... gay marriage is wrong because gay sex is icky. Because we all know people marry solely for the purpose of sex. Basically, there is no reason other than religion as to why gay marriage should be unlawful.

Hah, good old Crevo Cafe. Where is dear Praxiteles? Haven't seen him in ages.

Ha. Me, trouble? Surprised to see those words in the same sentence.

LOL pwnz0red indeed.

when did we get all these moderators? AHHH!

The Truth, at long last! :D

Haha, relying on the truth of the Bible to form the foundations of everything we know? For that to work, you have to show that the Bible is both literal and true. Good luck doing either.

What about Pastafarianism?

Thank you. They're really long =o. I'll start on them now. Edit: Well, not really, but the second link has lots of other links.

The great cataclysm shot the shells into the air with such force that when the shells landed on the tips of the highest mountains the shells smashed into the rocks so hard that they became part of the rock. Fully intact. Wondering how this is possible? Well, when the shells hit the rocks, a...

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to SimplyMe again. So true. ^_^

Why don't you show me. Instead of telling me to bring my own evidence to back up your statements.

I agree with truth in advertising completely - advertisers and fast food companies should not have the liberty of false advertisement. However, nothing you listed above counts as false advertisement. Obviously, when one is advertising, he does not want to advertise the bad parts about his...

"Mommy, he told me that jumping off the bride would be fun, so I had to! I couldn't help it, he forced me to!" Advertisement does not force anyone to do anything. Sure, it may influence people, but influencing and forcing are completely different things. Anyway, with all the buzz about how...

I think that government welfare should completely give way to private charity. Just my thoughts.

Oh yes, a perfect explanation. A great cataclysm brought seashells from the ocean floor and the shores up to the highest peaks... with... convection. Yes, convection! Because the flood waters are really really hot. Except this isn't normal convection. This is Biblical Convection™! Hooray...

388 words per minute. You type fast.

How are fast food companies forcing their products upon us? An advertisement for Hardees does not force you to get in your car, drive down to the closest Hardees and purchase 3 half-pounders. An advertisement is simply notifying you of the availability of their products - the person who actually...