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This is something I need to work on - to be content and satisfied with what I have. I always want more more more...

I just wanted to post and thank you all for praying for me. I haven't had a migraine for over a week now, and feel great! Prayer Works!!!

Where do you guys go to find your avatars? They are cool!

You are very brave, rkbo. I would want to be taken away by the rapture before the tribulation. The bible says that 1/3 of the people in the world will perish. I don't want to have to face that.

Indecent Proposal

Aaron Spelling

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I try to do it before I sleep, but it is hard after a long day at work.

How many worship leaders does it take to change a light bulb? 1 - he just holds it in the socket and the rest of the world revolves around him.

How many TV evangelists does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But for the message of hope to continue to go forth, send in your donation today.

How many Pentecostals does it take to change a light bulb? 10, one to change it and 9 others to pray against the spirit of darkness.

How many charismatics does it take to change a lightbulb? Twenty one, one to change it, and twenty to share the experience!

How many conservative Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Three. One to change it and two to storm out in protest if the person changing it is a woman!

LOL! Good ones.

How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But they are still in darkness.

How many evangelicals does it take to change a light bulb? Evangelicals do not change light bulbs. They simply read out the instructions and hope the light bulb will decide to change itself.

Dave Brubeck

Do you think we are going to be like angels, or are we going to look the same?

Please pray that God will heal me of my migraines - tried all medications but nothing works. Pray for me.