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    How the Elephant got its Trunk

    Hey, cool, you really do look like your avatar drawing.
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    Show me the model

    Water, water, everywhere Up your nose and in your hair God was peeved and so he flung water down on everone! Scientific blah blah blah Diss the flood 'cuz they don't wan' To know the truth there is about A bunch of magic water spouts! The Earth did crack and open up The water volcanos did...
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    If a tsunami tilted the earth what could a global flood do?

    Check it out, I made a science-tastic model of the vapor flood.
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    The Fact of Evolution Disproves God!!!

    I once killed 35 ghosts at once with my ham razor, ectoplasma and hamjuice everywhere!
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    YEC's and history

    All hail science, the creator of the universe!
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    If a tsunami tilted the earth what could a global flood do?

    The flood didn't deal with physics, it dealt with superphysics, which are a step or two more haphazzardous than "normal" physics. We simply cannot model such an increddible event with namby pamby 2005 physics, we need a chainsaw and some old furniture. I'll show ya' a flood. A flood of sawdust.
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    Show me the model

    Put on your wolf suit, he'll make ya' howl.
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    If a tsunami tilted the earth what could a global flood do?

    I bet that the immense pressure wouldn't be a problem if Noah had some mag wheels, man that would be sweet.
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    Show me the model

    *backs away* It's a force more powerful than you can ever imagine, ever! Just thinking about it makes every bodily function occur at the same time, which creates a huge mess.
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    The Fact of Evolution Disproves God!!!

    Ack! Ham's razor! A razor made of ham, what a site to behold. It can chop off your hair and you can eat it. Plus it's ham, so it's delicious. That's objective deliciousness, too.
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    Show me the model

    At least 5, he's hardcore.
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    If a tsunami tilted the earth what could a global flood do?

    Seriously, dude, pressure cooker. Maybe this will help you understand.
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    The Fact of Evolution Disproves God!!!

    You know damn right that logic doesn't apply to razor blades, they're much too sharp. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Now THAT is a play on words. Or should I say, a play IN words, or WORLDS of WORKS. Hater.
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    Show me the model

    I'd like to watch God versus WWE superstar, John Cena.
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    If a tsunami tilted the earth what could a global flood do?

    HAHAHAHAHAHA, MORON, trolls are MYTHICOLOGICAL creatures, not REAL. HE IS A HUMAN YOU STOOPED!!! ONLY HUMANS CAN TYPE IN COMPUTERS... and super intelligent mice.
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    If a tsunami tilted the earth what could a global flood do?

    It's funny because some people still take the trolls here seriously. All I do anymore is fire out the sarcastic comment.
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    Show me the model

    Hmm, I don't think my client will agree to this. I guess The Thing wins... for now... *ominous music* *super mario theme*
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    The drive-by creationist newbie is late this week

    I hear that you can get the demons out, but you have to use a special little comb and some spray.