This is the answer key to the quiz, if you want a link to the quiz pm me b/c I dont think I am allowed to post links...not sure
I must say I took the quiz to test my bible skills and was horribly surprised...what do you think about all this?
This is REALLY REALLY long so I dont know how many of you will have the patience to read it...
1. According to the Bible which of the following are characteristics or signs of true Christians?
According to Mark 16:16-18 a true Christian should be baptized, have faith, cast out demons, speak in tongues, take up serpents, be able to heal the sick, and be completely immune to any poison. If you don’t wish to test your poison immunity, you could ignore that part of the holy scriptures and just go by John 3:16 which states that a Christian must believe in Christ as their savior, but then again John 14:12 states that real Christians will be able to perform greater miracles than Christ himself (see also Mat 17:20, 21:21, Mark 11:23, and Luke 17:6). I have received comment that these scriptures only refer to "possible" signs of Christians, but in reading the passages you'll find these are statements by Jesus about what a Christian "shall" do, and taken together it's clear the Bible teaches that Christians should have some sort of abnormal power. For example, if I were to say that if you become a kangaroo that you shall have pouches and hop around, would you really think I meant that these characteristics are only possible symptoms of becoming a kangaroo convert? Probably not. For A-H give yourself one point each. If you answered I subtract ten points from your score for evolutionary tendencies and cynicism in superpowers.
A-H.) +1
I.) -10
2. Who has seen God?
John 1:18 states that no one has seen God. But this is contradicted by Genesis 32:30 which states that Jacob saw his face, Exodus 33:23 which states that Moses saw his backside, and Genesis 18 in which God sits down to have dinner with Abraham (God eats?). The God of the Old Testament gradually retreats into the realm of the abstract as civilization matures. Thus if you chose A B or C give yourself three points each. Although D might be acceptable for Buddhists or Hindus, this test is for Christians--subtract 10 points for selecting D.
A-C.) +3
D.) –10
3. How powerful is God?
According to Matthew 19:26, all things are possible with God. Thus if you chose A give yourself 5 points. But this does bring up a logical contradiction making at least one of the following statements false:
1. God can do anything he wants.
2. God does not want evil to exist.
3. Evil exists.
An omnipotent omniscient and good god is in itself a logical contradiction. But in Isaiah 45:7 God admits He purposefully created evil so perhaps 2 is false. And in Judges 1:19 we read that God has trouble overcoming iron chariots, and in Numbers 23:22 we read God is only as strong as a Unicorn (or wild ox depending on the embarrassment of your translator)--thus perhaps #1 is false. Jesus seems to have his limitations as well (Mark 6:4-5, Mark 7:33-35, Mark 8:23-25). If you chose B give yourself 5 points. If you chose C, subtract 10 points for your skepticism in Gods and their mysterious magic powers.
A-B.) +5
C.) –10
4. Jesus was:
According to Matthew 1:18-21 Jesus was conceived by the holy spirit and was thus the product of a virgin birth. But this is contradicted by Romans 1:3, which states that Jesus was conceived by the seed of David according to the flesh (see also Question 11)--as you will see the New Testament authors are a disagreeable lot. If you chose A or B give yourself 5 points each. If you chose C, then you have mistaken Jesus for Moses. Although D has a plausible yet modern-day Jerry Springer feel to it, at least the DNA testing part is not true (Would Jesus only have one set of chromosomes, or one set of Mary DNA and another of Holy Spirit DNA? Magic is hard to figure out.)--Subtract ten points from your score if you chose D.
A-B.) +5
C.) +0
D.) -10
5. According to the Bible who must be put to death?
You can't go wrong with this question—sadly all answers are correct. For each one give yourself one point.
A.) An unruly or rebellious child. Forget the Ritalin, the Bible has a much more simple solution. Deuteronomy 21:20-21.
B.) Those who worship other gods. What better reason to start a war than to fight for one of the many One True Gods? Deuteronomy 13:6-11.
C.) Those who curse or hit their parents. Leviticus 20:9, Exodus 21:15. :
D.) Those who operate or consult psychic hotlines. Ever read your horoscope? Seems risky. Micah 5:12, Leviticus 20:27, Deuteronomy 13:6-11.
E.) Adulterers. We could have less divorce, but on the down side more orphans. Leviticus 20:10.
F.) Homosexuals. Reason? A god has no need for moral justification. Leviticus 20:13.
G.) Those who do not believe in Jesus. Jesus seems to suggests through parable to kill those who do not appease him. Luke 19:27.
H.) Those who work on the Sabbath. When wandering in the woods Moses' people come across a Gentile gathering sticks on the Sabbath. They capture the man, bring him to Moses, and because of God's law (Exodus 35:2) Moses sentenced him to death. The man was stoned on the outskirts of their camp--hopefully his family never knew how meaningless his death was. This is not the type of Moses kids are taught about in Bible study. Numbers 15:32-36.
I.) Witches. Remember "witch" burning from our proud pioneering past? Or the inquisition? Exodus 22:18.
J.) Murderers. I hope you all got this one correct. Exodus 21:23-25, Leviticus 24:17.
K.) The children and babies of enemies. God shows off his knowledge and support of Darwinian evolution (Pro Life?). Numbers 31:17, Deuteronomy 20:13, Psalm 137:9, Leviticus 26:29.
L.) Those who are accused by at least two people of wickedness. 2 Lies = 1 Death. Deuteronomy 17:6.
M.) Those who are careless with murderous livestock. Not very applicable today (perhaps with pit-bulls). Exodus 21:29.
N.) A woman who is not a virgin when married. Our female population could be decimated—thank God I’m a male. Deuteronomy 22:13-21.
The world is a much more compassionate and just place today than the Bible would have it. It’s a good thing today’s Christianity has little in common with this book.
A-N) +1.
6. How long will the earth exist?
Ecclesiastes 1:4 states that the earth will exist forever. But this is contradicted by 2Peter 3:10, which states that the Earth will burn up with Armageddon, which is really unfortunate for the meek as they were scheduled to inherit it (Mat 5:5). Give yourself five points for A or B. If you answered C, subtract ten points from your score for your frustrating trust in science.
A-B.) +5
C.) -10.
7. With respect to family Jesus said you should:
Again you can't go wrong with this question--all answers are correct. Jesus says to hate your family in Luke 14:26, and Matthew 10:35-36. He says to abandon your family (including children) to follow him in Matthew 19:29 (It is hard to keep control of followers when they have familial connections questioning their faith). He says to call no man on earth your father in Matthew 23:9, and says to honor your father and mother in Matthew 19:19. Jesus, or his writers, seemed a bit confused. FYI--Those of you who hope to remain with your family after death have another thing coming according to Jesus (Mark 12:25).
What follows is a little example of how apologists try to interpret out of Biblical problems by twisting translations. Some say that when Jesus says to hate, misew, your family he really means to have "a relative aversion" to them, a definition they get from their Strong's Concordance. After purchasing a copy, it seems to me the definitions are subjectively created to fit the author's a priory conclusions. Not only does this meaning disagree with my Oxford Greek Dictionary which defines misew as conventional hate, it disregards Jesus' call to abandon even your children which is surely not an act of love (A passage which my Strong's Concordance doesn't dare to even address). I've also found that these books are habitual in ignoring passages which are beyond their power to convincingly translate into a palatable form (e.g. Jesus' threat to kill children in Rev 2:23). I expect any of you that were going to try to translate your way out of this one to donate forty bucks to your local homeless in compensation for the sum I wasted on my Strong's Concordance (It's a really nice copy ).
A-C.) +3
8. Around when did Jesus say the world would end?
Although Jesus claims he has no knowledge on which particular day or hour God will cause the end of the world (Mark 13:32) (even though Jesus himself claims to be God), Jesus gives a very clear couple of decades in which we could expect his return. Thus, the only correct answer to this one is A. Jesus was very specific in saying that the world would end before the disciple’s generation was over. Some try to “interpret” out of this one by saying Jesus meant the church’s generation or the Jewish race , but later he distinctly says to a group of people that some of them will still be alive when his kingdom comes again to earth. Some others try to “interpret” out of this one by saying Jesus really meant the miracle of speaking to all nations (Pentecost), but if you take the time to read just before these passages it is painfully clear he meant the whole 2nd coming thing with the fire and the brimstone and the judgment, etc. (Mark 9:1, Matthew 16:27-28, Luke 9:26-27, Luke 21:32, Matthew 24:34, John 5:25-29, James 5:8, 1John 2:18, 1Peter 4:7). It has been 1900 years and still nothing has happened but tithing collection and religious wars--Jesus was simply wrong, much like the doomsday cult leaders which are all too common today. But still, if you chose A give yourself 10 points. B is obviously incorrect as we are still here, and if C is correct it is not according to scripture.
A.) +10
B.) +0
C.) -10
9. According to the Bible what is an abomination.
All these are correct except for I. Leviticus 11:10, Leviticus 18:22, Deuteronomy 7:25, Deuteronomy 17:1, Deuteronomy 24:4, Proverbs 16:5, Luke 16:15, Deuteronomy 22:5. Kinda diminishes the power of the word "abomination". For A-H give yourself 1 points each. Webster's states that an abomination is that which is worthy of causing disgust or hatred. Is everything on that list (minus the snowmen) worthy of your hatred or disgust?
A-H.) +1
I.) –10
10. On the topic of government the Bible says:
The Bible clearly states that people are to do what the government tells them to do, as the governmental leaders are placed there by God (Romans 13:1-7, 2Peter 2:10, Matthew 22:17-21, Mark 12:17, Luke 20:25). The Bible also tells slaves to obey their masters (Eph 6:5, Col 3:22). Give yourself 10 points for answering B. If you answered A then subtract 10 points for thinking God incapable of rigging elections.
A.) -10
B.) +10
11. Who was Jesus’ grandfather on his father side?
According to Luke 3:23, Heli was the paternal grandfather of Jesus, but according to Matthew 1:16 and John 4:5 it was Jacob. Mark disagreed (Mark 12:35-37), but Luke and Matthew were determined to make Jesus a descendant of David even at the cost of contradicting their own virgin birth stories and each other. Thus if you chose A or B give yourself three points. If you are Mormon and chose C then give yourself three points, as you believe God was once mortal as we are and actually had sex with Mary, else subtract three points. If you chose D then give yourself three points, because if Jesus had a virgin birth, he would have no paternal grandfather. On a side note I've actually heard preachers claim that one lineage is for Mary and the other for Joseph, when both verses clearly state they apply to Joseph. It's this type of sleazy truth bending that make these "leaders" so difficult to pin down; they'll replace with fantasy anything they don't want to see.
A.) +3
B.) +3
C.) +3 if Mormon, -3 if not.
D.) +3
12. How did Jesus say to treat your enemies?
All answers are correct except E. Matthew 5:44 states that you should love your enemies. Jesus then in Luke 19:27 seems to suggest through parable that he will have those who won't serve him killed. Matthew 5:39-45 states that you should accommodate the wicked and not resist evil, because that's what God does. But Jesus makes it clear that this is a case of do as I say and not as I do when he threatens the wicked with the eternal torture of Hell (Mark 9:43-48). He was easily upset—check out his peculiar hatred of fruitless fig trees (Mark 11:13-14, 20). Thus if you chose A-D give yourself two points each. If you chose E then subtract ten points for hoping humans can create justice without a God.
I must say I took the quiz to test my bible skills and was horribly surprised...what do you think about all this?
This is REALLY REALLY long so I dont know how many of you will have the patience to read it...
1. According to the Bible which of the following are characteristics or signs of true Christians?
According to Mark 16:16-18 a true Christian should be baptized, have faith, cast out demons, speak in tongues, take up serpents, be able to heal the sick, and be completely immune to any poison. If you don’t wish to test your poison immunity, you could ignore that part of the holy scriptures and just go by John 3:16 which states that a Christian must believe in Christ as their savior, but then again John 14:12 states that real Christians will be able to perform greater miracles than Christ himself (see also Mat 17:20, 21:21, Mark 11:23, and Luke 17:6). I have received comment that these scriptures only refer to "possible" signs of Christians, but in reading the passages you'll find these are statements by Jesus about what a Christian "shall" do, and taken together it's clear the Bible teaches that Christians should have some sort of abnormal power. For example, if I were to say that if you become a kangaroo that you shall have pouches and hop around, would you really think I meant that these characteristics are only possible symptoms of becoming a kangaroo convert? Probably not. For A-H give yourself one point each. If you answered I subtract ten points from your score for evolutionary tendencies and cynicism in superpowers.
A-H.) +1
I.) -10
2. Who has seen God?
John 1:18 states that no one has seen God. But this is contradicted by Genesis 32:30 which states that Jacob saw his face, Exodus 33:23 which states that Moses saw his backside, and Genesis 18 in which God sits down to have dinner with Abraham (God eats?). The God of the Old Testament gradually retreats into the realm of the abstract as civilization matures. Thus if you chose A B or C give yourself three points each. Although D might be acceptable for Buddhists or Hindus, this test is for Christians--subtract 10 points for selecting D.
A-C.) +3
D.) –10
3. How powerful is God?
According to Matthew 19:26, all things are possible with God. Thus if you chose A give yourself 5 points. But this does bring up a logical contradiction making at least one of the following statements false:
1. God can do anything he wants.
2. God does not want evil to exist.
3. Evil exists.
An omnipotent omniscient and good god is in itself a logical contradiction. But in Isaiah 45:7 God admits He purposefully created evil so perhaps 2 is false. And in Judges 1:19 we read that God has trouble overcoming iron chariots, and in Numbers 23:22 we read God is only as strong as a Unicorn (or wild ox depending on the embarrassment of your translator)--thus perhaps #1 is false. Jesus seems to have his limitations as well (Mark 6:4-5, Mark 7:33-35, Mark 8:23-25). If you chose B give yourself 5 points. If you chose C, subtract 10 points for your skepticism in Gods and their mysterious magic powers.
A-B.) +5
C.) –10
4. Jesus was:
According to Matthew 1:18-21 Jesus was conceived by the holy spirit and was thus the product of a virgin birth. But this is contradicted by Romans 1:3, which states that Jesus was conceived by the seed of David according to the flesh (see also Question 11)--as you will see the New Testament authors are a disagreeable lot. If you chose A or B give yourself 5 points each. If you chose C, then you have mistaken Jesus for Moses. Although D has a plausible yet modern-day Jerry Springer feel to it, at least the DNA testing part is not true (Would Jesus only have one set of chromosomes, or one set of Mary DNA and another of Holy Spirit DNA? Magic is hard to figure out.)--Subtract ten points from your score if you chose D.
A-B.) +5
C.) +0
D.) -10
5. According to the Bible who must be put to death?
You can't go wrong with this question—sadly all answers are correct. For each one give yourself one point.
A.) An unruly or rebellious child. Forget the Ritalin, the Bible has a much more simple solution. Deuteronomy 21:20-21.
B.) Those who worship other gods. What better reason to start a war than to fight for one of the many One True Gods? Deuteronomy 13:6-11.
C.) Those who curse or hit their parents. Leviticus 20:9, Exodus 21:15. :
D.) Those who operate or consult psychic hotlines. Ever read your horoscope? Seems risky. Micah 5:12, Leviticus 20:27, Deuteronomy 13:6-11.
E.) Adulterers. We could have less divorce, but on the down side more orphans. Leviticus 20:10.
F.) Homosexuals. Reason? A god has no need for moral justification. Leviticus 20:13.
G.) Those who do not believe in Jesus. Jesus seems to suggests through parable to kill those who do not appease him. Luke 19:27.
H.) Those who work on the Sabbath. When wandering in the woods Moses' people come across a Gentile gathering sticks on the Sabbath. They capture the man, bring him to Moses, and because of God's law (Exodus 35:2) Moses sentenced him to death. The man was stoned on the outskirts of their camp--hopefully his family never knew how meaningless his death was. This is not the type of Moses kids are taught about in Bible study. Numbers 15:32-36.
I.) Witches. Remember "witch" burning from our proud pioneering past? Or the inquisition? Exodus 22:18.
J.) Murderers. I hope you all got this one correct. Exodus 21:23-25, Leviticus 24:17.
K.) The children and babies of enemies. God shows off his knowledge and support of Darwinian evolution (Pro Life?). Numbers 31:17, Deuteronomy 20:13, Psalm 137:9, Leviticus 26:29.
L.) Those who are accused by at least two people of wickedness. 2 Lies = 1 Death. Deuteronomy 17:6.
M.) Those who are careless with murderous livestock. Not very applicable today (perhaps with pit-bulls). Exodus 21:29.
N.) A woman who is not a virgin when married. Our female population could be decimated—thank God I’m a male. Deuteronomy 22:13-21.
The world is a much more compassionate and just place today than the Bible would have it. It’s a good thing today’s Christianity has little in common with this book.
A-N) +1.
6. How long will the earth exist?
Ecclesiastes 1:4 states that the earth will exist forever. But this is contradicted by 2Peter 3:10, which states that the Earth will burn up with Armageddon, which is really unfortunate for the meek as they were scheduled to inherit it (Mat 5:5). Give yourself five points for A or B. If you answered C, subtract ten points from your score for your frustrating trust in science.
A-B.) +5
C.) -10.
7. With respect to family Jesus said you should:
Again you can't go wrong with this question--all answers are correct. Jesus says to hate your family in Luke 14:26, and Matthew 10:35-36. He says to abandon your family (including children) to follow him in Matthew 19:29 (It is hard to keep control of followers when they have familial connections questioning their faith). He says to call no man on earth your father in Matthew 23:9, and says to honor your father and mother in Matthew 19:19. Jesus, or his writers, seemed a bit confused. FYI--Those of you who hope to remain with your family after death have another thing coming according to Jesus (Mark 12:25).
What follows is a little example of how apologists try to interpret out of Biblical problems by twisting translations. Some say that when Jesus says to hate, misew, your family he really means to have "a relative aversion" to them, a definition they get from their Strong's Concordance. After purchasing a copy, it seems to me the definitions are subjectively created to fit the author's a priory conclusions. Not only does this meaning disagree with my Oxford Greek Dictionary which defines misew as conventional hate, it disregards Jesus' call to abandon even your children which is surely not an act of love (A passage which my Strong's Concordance doesn't dare to even address). I've also found that these books are habitual in ignoring passages which are beyond their power to convincingly translate into a palatable form (e.g. Jesus' threat to kill children in Rev 2:23). I expect any of you that were going to try to translate your way out of this one to donate forty bucks to your local homeless in compensation for the sum I wasted on my Strong's Concordance (It's a really nice copy ).
A-C.) +3
8. Around when did Jesus say the world would end?
Although Jesus claims he has no knowledge on which particular day or hour God will cause the end of the world (Mark 13:32) (even though Jesus himself claims to be God), Jesus gives a very clear couple of decades in which we could expect his return. Thus, the only correct answer to this one is A. Jesus was very specific in saying that the world would end before the disciple’s generation was over. Some try to “interpret” out of this one by saying Jesus meant the church’s generation or the Jewish race , but later he distinctly says to a group of people that some of them will still be alive when his kingdom comes again to earth. Some others try to “interpret” out of this one by saying Jesus really meant the miracle of speaking to all nations (Pentecost), but if you take the time to read just before these passages it is painfully clear he meant the whole 2nd coming thing with the fire and the brimstone and the judgment, etc. (Mark 9:1, Matthew 16:27-28, Luke 9:26-27, Luke 21:32, Matthew 24:34, John 5:25-29, James 5:8, 1John 2:18, 1Peter 4:7). It has been 1900 years and still nothing has happened but tithing collection and religious wars--Jesus was simply wrong, much like the doomsday cult leaders which are all too common today. But still, if you chose A give yourself 10 points. B is obviously incorrect as we are still here, and if C is correct it is not according to scripture.
A.) +10
B.) +0
C.) -10
9. According to the Bible what is an abomination.
All these are correct except for I. Leviticus 11:10, Leviticus 18:22, Deuteronomy 7:25, Deuteronomy 17:1, Deuteronomy 24:4, Proverbs 16:5, Luke 16:15, Deuteronomy 22:5. Kinda diminishes the power of the word "abomination". For A-H give yourself 1 points each. Webster's states that an abomination is that which is worthy of causing disgust or hatred. Is everything on that list (minus the snowmen) worthy of your hatred or disgust?
A-H.) +1
I.) –10
10. On the topic of government the Bible says:
The Bible clearly states that people are to do what the government tells them to do, as the governmental leaders are placed there by God (Romans 13:1-7, 2Peter 2:10, Matthew 22:17-21, Mark 12:17, Luke 20:25). The Bible also tells slaves to obey their masters (Eph 6:5, Col 3:22). Give yourself 10 points for answering B. If you answered A then subtract 10 points for thinking God incapable of rigging elections.
A.) -10
B.) +10
11. Who was Jesus’ grandfather on his father side?
According to Luke 3:23, Heli was the paternal grandfather of Jesus, but according to Matthew 1:16 and John 4:5 it was Jacob. Mark disagreed (Mark 12:35-37), but Luke and Matthew were determined to make Jesus a descendant of David even at the cost of contradicting their own virgin birth stories and each other. Thus if you chose A or B give yourself three points. If you are Mormon and chose C then give yourself three points, as you believe God was once mortal as we are and actually had sex with Mary, else subtract three points. If you chose D then give yourself three points, because if Jesus had a virgin birth, he would have no paternal grandfather. On a side note I've actually heard preachers claim that one lineage is for Mary and the other for Joseph, when both verses clearly state they apply to Joseph. It's this type of sleazy truth bending that make these "leaders" so difficult to pin down; they'll replace with fantasy anything they don't want to see.
A.) +3
B.) +3
C.) +3 if Mormon, -3 if not.
D.) +3
12. How did Jesus say to treat your enemies?
All answers are correct except E. Matthew 5:44 states that you should love your enemies. Jesus then in Luke 19:27 seems to suggest through parable that he will have those who won't serve him killed. Matthew 5:39-45 states that you should accommodate the wicked and not resist evil, because that's what God does. But Jesus makes it clear that this is a case of do as I say and not as I do when he threatens the wicked with the eternal torture of Hell (Mark 9:43-48). He was easily upset—check out his peculiar hatred of fruitless fig trees (Mark 11:13-14, 20). Thus if you chose A-D give yourself two points each. If you chose E then subtract ten points for hoping humans can create justice without a God.