Top ten reasons to stay Catholic.........

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this is great hope that ya'll like it!!!:

10.It's politically incorrect.
(annoy the catholic bashers).
9.You can sing badly,and no
one cares
(9out of 13 American Catholics are
musicly imparied)
8.You can impress your friends.
(tell them you belong to a militant
international institution)
7.Your mother.
(low cost way to keep her happy)
6.Great weddings!
(When it comes to ceremony the
catholic church is smokin')
5.Great Pope!!
4.Saints.
(talk about friends in high places!)
3.Confession.
(No,it's not fun,but what a deal)
2.Denpendability.
(Jesus founded our Church on Perter,
and promised that the gates of hell would
not prevail)
And the # 1 reason to stany Catholic is the awesome gift that no other church on earth can offer!!!!
(Drum roll please.....)
THE EUCHARIST!!!!
"He who eats my Flesh
and drinks my Blood has
eternal life,For he who does
this lives in Me and I in him~"
John 6:54-56
 
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