The Devil's Beastitudes

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The Encourager

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The Devil's Beastitudes:


Blessed are those who are too tired, busy or disorganized to meet with fellow Christians on Sundays each week.
Their hearts are not in it.

Blessed are those who enjoy noticing the mannerisms of clergy and choir.
Their hearts are not in it.

Blessed are those Christians who wait to be asked and expect to be thanked.
I can use them.

Blessed are the touchy.
With a bit of luck they may even stop going to church.
They are my missionaries.

Blessed are those who claim to love God at the same time as hating other people.
They are mine forever.

Blessed are the trouble makers.
They shall be called my children.

Blessed are those who have no time to pray.
They are easy prey for me.

Blessed are you when you read this and think it is about other people and not about yourself.
I've got you.
 

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Ouch that hurts!!!!

But its still the truth nonetheless.
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The Encourager that kinda matches what is on my site:

BIBLE = Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth = The Word of God.

Enough of these GAMES, you claim to be Christians then be Christians instead of Two-Face Back-Sliders.

Ask yourself this question who are you fallowing: Lord Jesus the Christ or the Devil ?

Why do you smoke, you think it is okay to smoke since it doesn't say the title smoke ?
You really think people had cigarettes back then?

Ask yourself this: How would Lord Jesus the Christ look at you while you puffing that cigarette, killing yourself, blowing out toxic smoke ?
You really think Lord Jesus would tell you it is okay to smoke ?

And don't give me this it's a habit nonsense, I know what it is to smoke cigarettes packs a day I know people who smoked all their life and quit smoking you just use the "Oh it's a bad habit" as a defense, boohoo cry me a river, it's time to wake up and look what you are doing.
Do you see smoking as good (Holy) or as bad (Evil) and no there is not other answer stop your excuses.

Now drugs are known to be bad even your so-called "Oh God made it so why not do it" drug called Weed - Pot, do you not know that your damaging your brain making yourself forget things ?
Do you not know that drugs kill you and the Bible CLEARLY states that murder is a sin, wait wait of course now your going to say well I ain't murdering myself...Your not ? Really ?
Who do you fallow Lord Jesus the Christ of Holiness or The Devil of Darkness and of the world ?

Now the Bible talks about people who get drunk are sinners, but yet some still use "Oh Jesus drank so why can't I", Does the Bible say that Lord Jesus got drunk ? Of course not so why try to compare your drunk-self to Lord Jesus ?

Now for masturbation, sure quite a lot don't talk about this because they are cowards who got scared of the world listening to what the world says and not what the Bible says. The Bible talks about Self-Control, now if you touch do you have Self-Control ?
Evenmore how would Lord Jesus look at you while your doing that sick evil thing ? It's shameful to even think people touch.
Now as for the Homosexual people, shame on you for you take the sick sin as a normal thing, The Bible says over-come not make excuses for your sickness, the Bible CLEARLY says that Homosexuality is a sin.

Now for the sin that started everything: LIES, do you find yourself lieing and not caring that you lied to someone ?
Lieing is of The Devil for it is denying the TRUTH.

As for hate, do you find yourself hating people because they punched you or spit at you or said something bad about you or Lord Jesus the Christ or about anything in the Bible ?

Unforgiveness is not of Lord Jesus the (Christ), if your a (Christ)ian why is it you don't forgive others ?

Now this is not a shocker, or at least it shouldn't be...If you find yourself enjoying Evil things such as watching movies with evil things in it, celibrating Halloween, just to get the the point if you enjoy Evil things, ask yourself who do you fallow ?
Do you fallow Lord Jesus the Christ which loves and forgives or do you fallow The Devil which seeks to destroy to blind people from the Bible to give people excuses for sins and for sickness, The Devil enjoys Evil things do you fallow The King of Lies = The Devil ?

And of course you will deny what I said if your a fallower of The Devil, for He will lie as much as it takes even more then it takes to blind you from the Truth.

I'll give you an exmaple: Why believe what this guy says he's not God he doesn't know anything what is he talking about why can't I do this or that blah blah blah, if you find yourself beleiving the LIES of The Devil then I pray that you may understand what the Bibles talks about and what a real Christian is and how to live a Christian life.

If you disagree with anything I said then shame on you, open your Bible "Word of God" up and read what it says, I just said it in a way any person can understand.

You either fallow Lord Jesus the Christ = Loves, Forgives, and Saves.
Or you fallow The Devil = Lies, Hates, Kills, Enjoys Evil and Sick things, Gives Excuses and Minimizes Sins and UnHoliness.
There is no others it's either Lord Jesus the Christ or The Devil also known as Lucifer the Fallen Angel.
 
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Originally posted by †×TheTruth׆
The Encourager that kinda matches what is on my site:
BIBLE = Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth = The Word of God.
Enough of these GAMES, you claim to be Christians then be Christians instead of Two-Face Back-Sliders.
Ask yourself this question who are you fallowing: Lord Jesus the Christ or the Devil ?
Why do you smoke, you think it is okay to smoke since it doesn't say the title smoke ?
You really think people had cigarettes back then?
Ask yourself this: How would Lord Jesus the Christ look at you while you puffing that cigarette, killing yourself, blowing out toxic smoke ?
You really think Lord Jesus would tell you it is okay to smoke ?
And don't give me this it's a habit nonsense, I know what it is to smoke cigarettes packs a day I know people who smoked all their life and quit smoking you just use the "Oh it's a bad habit" as a defense, boohoo cry me a river, it's time to wake up and look what you are doing.
Do you see smoking as good (Holy) or as bad (Evil) and no there is not other answer stop your excuses.
Now drugs are known to be bad even your so-called "Oh God made it so why not do it" drug called Weed - Pot, do you not know that your damaging your brain making yourself forget things ?
Do you not know that drugs kill you and the Bible CLEARLY states that murder is a sin, wait wait of course now your going to say well I ain't murdering myself...Your not ? Really ?
Who do you fallow Lord Jesus the Christ of Holiness or The Devil of Darkness and of the world ?
Now the Bible talks about people who get drunk are sinners, but yet some still use "Oh Jesus drank so why can't I", Does the Bible say that Lord Jesus got drunk ? Of course not so why try to compare your drunk-self to Lord Jesus ?
Now for masturbation, sure quite a lot don't talk about this because they are cowards who got scared of the world listening to what the world says and not what the Bible says. The Bible talks about Self-Control, now if you touch do you have Self-Control ?
Evenmore how would Lord Jesus look at you while your doing that sick evil thing ? It's shameful to even think people touch.
Now as for the Homosexual people, shame on you for you take the sick sin as a normal thing, The Bible says over-come not make excuses for your sickness, the Bible CLEARLY says that Homosexuality is a sin.
Now for the sin that started everything: LIES, do you find yourself lieing and not caring that you lied to someone ?
Lieing is of The Devil for it is denying the TRUTH.
As for hate, do you find yourself hating people because they punched you or spit at you or said something bad about you or Lord Jesus the Christ or about anything in the Bible ?
Unforgiveness is not of Lord Jesus the (Christ), if your a (Christ)ian why is it you don't forgive others ?
Now this is not a shocker, or at least it shouldn't be...If you find yourself enjoying Evil things such as watching movies with evil things in it, celibrating Halloween, just to get the the point if you enjoy Evil things, ask yourself who do you fallow ?
Do you fallow Lord Jesus the Christ which loves and forgives or do you fallow The Devil which seeks to destroy to blind people from the Bible to give people excuses for sins and for sickness, The Devil enjoys Evil things do you fallow The King of Lies = The Devil ?
And of course you will deny what I said if your a fallower of The Devil, for He will lie as much as it takes even more then it takes to blind you from the Truth.
I'll give you an exmaple: Why believe what this guy says he's not God he doesn't know anything what is he talking about why can't I do this or that blah blah blah, if you find yourself beleiving the LIES of The Devil then I pray that you may understand what the Bibles talks about and what a real Christian is and how to live a Christian life.
If you disagree with anything I said then shame on you, open your Bible "Word of God" up and read what it says, I just said it in a way any person can understand.
You either fallow Lord Jesus the Christ = Loves, Forgives, and Saves.
Or you fallow The Devil = Lies, Hates, Kills, Enjoys Evil and Sick things, Gives Excuses and Minimizes Sins and UnHoliness.
There is no others it's either Lord Jesus the Christ or The Devil also known as Lucifer the Fallen Angel.

Ouch...
:help:
I too am guilty of quite a bit of that...
Thanks for shareing...
:eek:
 
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