Car Sticker / Bumper Sticker

I got this stuck on my bass guitar case:

Eternity: Smoking, or non-smoking?

I don't have a sticker, but I saw this one that made me laugh:

>>Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?

Sort of a take-off from the phrase "going to hell in a handbasket."

It made me think about how many people realize that they are going to hell but they don't know how to do anything about it. They feel helpless to avert damnation. Not funny, but the way it is phrased is quite witty.

I made me think about how we can get the message out that the handbasket is completely optional and that no one HAS to go to hell against their will.

Welcome to the forum, lambslove!
I like your "handbasket" contribution. Never have seen that one before.


I don't have a bumper sticker, but these are two of my favorites:

1. "Christians are not perfect, just forgiven"


2. We all know Darwin's famous statement: Survival of the
fittest

There is an evolution sticker showing a large Darwin fish (the word Darwin in the shape of a fish) eating the little IXOYE fish. No words, just this picture.

A creative Christian countered the above picture by designing one with a huge IXOYE fish eating the tiny Darwin fish with the words at the bottom: Survival of the fittest

I thought that was "choice!"

WARNING! In case of rapture this car will be unmanned.

My daughter saw this bumper sticker recently and had to share it with me. Of course she had her sister in mind when she saw it. I just thought it was funny:

"I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister"

My dads bumper sticker says about real men.

1. Real men wear makeup(alluding to the military make-up)
2. Real men pray

It's not as interesting as the others but I thought of giving it a shot.

I especially like the one that says:

"Real men love Jesus"

Sounds like my kind of man!

Saw his one today:

"My Boss is a Jewish Carpenter"

I think it's kind of neat.

"God's last name is not damn."

I like that one.

The other day I saw

"My name is not Allah" and it was signed God.

I always read bumper stickers. Makes it kinda of hard to drive though when you are reading.


Roberta

P.S. I have a D.A.R.E. bumper sticker and an Arizona State sticker that came with the car. (I keep it there because I can't get it off).

Originally posted by blynn
I have a D.A.R.E. bumper sticker and an Arizona State sticker that came with the car. (I keep it there because I can't get it off).

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LOL!!!

I hate Christian propaganda. It makes me angry!!!!!


W.W.J.D.?

my favorite bumper sticker is "real men have a *****", hey they do!

believer, though you have a question mark by your gender, i BELIEVE you are a woman. true?

(pretend this is in a shawn Conerey accent)

I have on my car a sticker that says "The Truth is Out There" and I also have a fish <>< on the trunk. On the truck we have an American Flag window sticker and a World Wildlife Fund sticker.

Anyone have any good license plates? The lady that owns the Christian bookstore, hers says JER 33:3 I thought that was cool. My license plate has Garfield on it, its a state education plate, where when you get them, they give the money to the school system "of your choice".

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Yes, I'm a female. Maybe I will fix that on my profile.

Okay, my gender is no longer a question mark!

Well, I did change it on my profile but it doesn't seem to want to work. I guess I will forever remain a question mark.

Yo, Wassup baby? I live in NorCal too.

well if your that questionable that the comp dosent even believe you i don't know if i should believe you. are you shure your fem?