do you surprise your spouse?

My spouse surprises me with booby-traps in closets, dish strainer and other areas where she can innocently create a hazard that cascades down upon me.

I surprise my wife all the time.

I come home from work, she is at the computer with her back turned and I say "Honey, I'm home!". Then I have to peel her off the ceiling.

Or she will be in the kitchen with her back turned and I ask "What ya cookin?" Again, have to peel her off the ceiling.

mama2one said:

husband surprised me today

bought himself a chair
it was on my Christmas list for him!

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Surprise him with coal