Give "Bad" Advice (3)

mama2one

Well-Known Member
Apr 8, 2018
9,161
10,089
U.S.A.
✟257,683.00
Country
United States
Faith
Christian
Marital Status
Married
obviously, only go up there when it's freezing out
stick your tongue on the pole, lol



can't stand on my head & spit nickles
what can I do?
 
Last edited:
Upvote 0

Quid est Veritas?

In Memoriam to CS Lewis
Feb 27, 2016
7,319
9,272
South Africa
✟316,433.00
Faith
Protestant
Marital Status
Married
Draw faces on the onions and invent complicated backstories and complex onionate languages. Imagine a whole epic quest and tangled relationships that all end in a narrative necessity that that specific onion needs to die to fulfill the story arcs.

What to watch tonight?
 
Upvote 0

Chesterton

Whats So Funny bout Peace Love and Understanding
Supporter
May 24, 2008
23,749
20,197
Flatland
✟860,379.00
Faith
Eastern Orthodox
Marital Status
Single
Watch paint dry. I find it enthralling. Oh sure, some will say it's boring, but those are just unsophisticated clods who lack appreciation of subtlety and nuance.

How best to organize my vinyl record collection?
 
Upvote 0

Quid est Veritas?

In Memoriam to CS Lewis
Feb 27, 2016
7,319
9,272
South Africa
✟316,433.00
Faith
Protestant
Marital Status
Married
You peel off the labels and the package for the paper bin. The vinyl record is a bit more tricky, but I believe it goes in the plastic bin. I don't know if you sort by hard or soft plastics separately, maybe just check what the recycling centre prefers.

How can I decide what to do tomorrow?
 
Upvote 0
This site stays free and accessible to all because of donations from people like you.
Consider making a one-time or monthly donation. We appreciate your support!
- Dan Doughty and Team Christian Forums

Quid est Veritas?

In Memoriam to CS Lewis
Feb 27, 2016
7,319
9,272
South Africa
✟316,433.00
Faith
Protestant
Marital Status
Married
Look, if you don't work out, you get fat. Getting fat raises your blood pressure to overcome the atherosclerosis in your blood vessels, forcing your heart to contract harder. Eventually the heart enlarges or dilates, with less blood ejected by each beat, so the heartrate rises to try and get enough blood out. So getting fat forces your heart to beat faster and also contract more - why, isn't that what a cardio workout is supposed to do?! Just get fat and you'll force your heart to do a cardiac workout whenever you wobble out of bed. Saves you time.

My children each like their eggs a different way, but that is too much effort.
 
  • Haha
Reactions: Chesterton
Upvote 0

Chesterton

Whats So Funny bout Peace Love and Understanding
Supporter
May 24, 2008
23,749
20,197
Flatland
✟860,379.00
Faith
Eastern Orthodox
Marital Status
Single
Look, if you don't work out, you get fat. Getting fat raises your blood pressure to overcome the atherosclerosis in your blood vessels, forcing your heart to contract harder. Eventually the heart enlarges or dilates, with less blood ejected by each beat, so the heartrate rises to try and get enough blood out. So getting fat forces your heart to beat faster and also contract more - why, isn't that what a cardio workout is supposed to do?! Just get fat and you'll force your heart to do a cardiac workout whenever you wobble out of bed. Saves you time.

I'm actually sitting here trying to figure out why this is wrong. :D
 
Upvote 0
This site stays free and accessible to all because of donations from people like you.
Consider making a one-time or monthly donation. We appreciate your support!
- Dan Doughty and Team Christian Forums

mama2one

Well-Known Member
Apr 8, 2018
9,161
10,089
U.S.A.
✟257,683.00
Country
United States
Faith
Christian
Marital Status
Married
get a white car:

"darker grays, browns and dull greens are likely to attract birds with cautions temperaments like quail, doves and ground feeders. These colors comfort birds, and create a feeling of safety. One color that the majority of birds avoid is white."




I don't want to be shortest in family so how to stop child from growing taller?!
 
Upvote 0

Quid est Veritas?

In Memoriam to CS Lewis
Feb 27, 2016
7,319
9,272
South Africa
✟316,433.00
Faith
Protestant
Marital Status
Married
You are going about this the wrong way. Platform shoes! So large you can put an aquarium in it! To be on the safe side though, start berating your child for everything and constantly critisising and putting him down, so that he'll adopt a permanent slouch and drooped shoulders.

How can I feed the fish in my platform shoe aquarium?
 
Upvote 0

Lost4words

Jesus I Trust In You
Supporter
May 19, 2018
10,947
11,699
Neath
✟1,002,593.00
Country
United Kingdom
Faith
Catholic
Marital Status
Single
With a shoe horn.

How can I learn to appreciate fine art?

Get some rare china cups and put them in a sack and run over them in your car.

What colour shall i paint the windows?
 
Upvote 0
This site stays free and accessible to all because of donations from people like you.
Consider making a one-time or monthly donation. We appreciate your support!
- Dan Doughty and Team Christian Forums