When a Man say's He will do "Anything" for a woman

Vacuuming has been known to lower sperm count.

When a man says he will do something, he WILL DO IT! You do not need to nag him about it every six months.

Honey, I'd swim the deepest ocean; climb the highest mountain and cross the burning sands for you. And if it's not raining tonight I'll be over to pick you up -- we'll hit McDonald's.

If husbands understood the impact that they make on their wives when they do housework, with no prompting they would spring clean daily.