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Captain Biden: We have a strong headwind and do not have enough fuel to reach our destination and therefore to improve our flight characteristics we will need to lose some of our load...dumping some fuel

we will be:
A) dumping our fresh water
OR
B) throwing some passengers out
OR
C) dumping fuel
OR
D)
 

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A I don't think A is actually possible, but it might be a good option if it was but it's so cold up where planes fly I think it would be unusual for it to work, the water would probably freeze in the pipe and never leave the plane.

B Throwing out passengers is illegal and the doors have to open inward first to get them to open and that is impossible due to air pressurization in the cabin and that keeps the doors shut...

C Dumping fuel, yes that's the one. Dumping 6.35 Trillion Dollars to save the, oh forget it. Money is the fuel for the economy, get rid of it to fix the economy, if that makes any sense.
 
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A I don't think A is actually possible, but it might be a good option if it was but it's so cold up where planes fly I think it would be unusual for it to work

B Is illegal and the doors have to open inward first to get them to open and that isn't possible due to air pressurization in the cabin and ...

C Dumping fuel, yes that's the one. Dumping 6.35 Trillion Dollars to save the, oh forget it.

Translation: With Biden in the cockpit (and Harris as co-pilot) we’re going DOWN!

Mayday, Mayday, Mayday!!!
 
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Running up a 6,350 Billion Dollar debt to do some good things and some pointless things,

throwing it into US economy after most of the COVID crisis is over.

6,350 Billion Dollars.

Only two Presidents have spent that much in total, and no one so quickly and for so little reason.

If the plane can't make the distance, do not dump the fuel.

Money is like fuel for the economy. Maybe you have to fly a bit higher for better efficiency.
 
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There are a lot of useful things that could be done with that sort of money, no, not that much, if run up that kind of debt the economy will be in trouble, the answer is not to run up much debt, just enough to repair some of the damage done by COVID

What we need to do is improve the efficiency

Why can't the US compete?

The US should be able to compete on a level playing field with pretty much any country, but we run a 500 billion dollar deficit pretty much every year and have done so for a very long time.
 
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Actually, MayDay was yesterday.

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck!

Nonetheless…

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Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck!

Nonetheless…

Humour - Wikipedia

And given the situation, unless you honestly think we're all going to die, you might want to declare "Pan-Pan" instead of mayday... no need to be melodramatic.

Pan-pan - Wikipedia

The radiotelephony message PAN-PAN is the international standard urgency signal that someone aboard a boat, ship, aircraft, or other vehicle uses to declare that they have a situation that is urgent,[1][2][3] but for the time being, does not pose an immediate danger to anyone's life or to the vessel itself.[4] This is referred to as a state of "urgency". This is distinct from a mayday call (distress signal), which means that there is imminent danger to life or to the continued viability of the vessel itself.[5] Radioing "pan-pan" informs potential rescuers (including emergency services and other craft in the area) that an urgent problem exists, whereas "mayday" calls on them to drop all other activities and immediately begin a rescue.
 
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There are a lot of useful things that could be done with that sort of money, no, not that much, if run up that kind of debt the economy will be in trouble, the answer is not to run up much debt, just enough to repair some of the damage done by COVID

What we need to do is improve the efficiency

Why can't the US compete?

The US should be able to compete on a level playing field with pretty much any country, but we run a 500 billion dollar deficit pretty much every year and have done so for a very long time.
It hasn't been a level playing field for decades. When countries have VAT or tax imports to help pay for healthcare systems, when they put tariffs on imports, when the government subsidizes products so much that the sell them to the US for cheaper than it costs to make them for years and years and when countries steal technology and manufacture things with it and sell it..... the list is endless. Until Trump changed the laws large corporations paid less taxes on their income abroad than they did in this country it was cheaper to move production to other countries.

I could go on and on but I think this is enough to suffice for now.
 
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Running up a 6,350 Billion Dollar debt to do some good things and some pointless things,

...let us know how you feel should you one day be driving over one of the many, many, many, many bridges in America that are nearly corroded through and your car goes plummeting to the ground or river below.

throwing it into US economy after most of the COVID crisis is over.

When COVID is over we won't need clean drinking water or safe bridges anymore!
 
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When COVID is over we won't need clean drinking water or safe bridges anymore!

Apparently we didn't need these things before COVID, either.

Trump-O-Meter: | PolitiFact

Invest $550 billion in infrastructure and create an infrastructure fund
TRUMP-O-METER: Promise Broken

 
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Apparently we didn't need these things before COVID, either.

Trump-O-Meter: | PolitiFact

Invest $550 billion in infrastructure and create an infrastructure fund
TRUMP-O-METER: Promise Broken

Wait....are you telling me Trump broke a solemn promise to the voters of the UNITED STATES???? I am SHOCKED! Appalled! Horrified.

(Frankly I love the thrill of driving over rotting bridges in America! We are the richest nation on earth and we are so bored with our massive wealth we need to stimulate ourselves by making every trip life-or-death.)
 
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