Some clean coronavirus jokes/cartoons found on the internet

FreeinChrist said:

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Hey, I did that and news paper

Francis Drake said:

Forget all these new drugs!
Since the beginning of the panic I've been eating garlic, lots of it and so far it's worked perfectly.

Nobody comes within 6ft of me!

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Don't take baths it is cheaper.

The Biblical Way to wipe your hinnie?




Wiping their butts.
More striking, if possible, was the method used by the visitors to the baths to wipe their butts. In absence of toilette paper, the butts cleaning device was a wooden stick with a sponge attached at one of the ends (often, literally a sea sponge), or some type of cloth or animal wool. If you look carefully at the illustrations, you can see the gutters just in front of the seats, where sea water ran continuously so they could rinse their sponges after each use. To make matters worse, the sponges were also public and only the wealthier carried their own.

How Romans wiped their butts after going to the bathroom. - Ciencia Histórica

"In the same way that we use an American-style toilet, a Roman user would sit down, take care of business, and watch number two float blissfully away down the sewer system. But instead of reaching for a roll of toilet paper, an ancient Roman would often grab a tersorium (or, in my technical terms, a “toilet brush for your butt”). A tersorium is an ingenious little device made by attaching a natural sponge (from the Mediterranean Sea, of course) to the end of a stick. Our ancient Roman would simply wipe him- or herself, rinse the tersorium in whatever was available (running water and/or a bucket of vinegar or salt water), and leave it for the next person to use. That’s right, it was a shared butt cleaner. (And of course, there were other means of wiping as well, such as the use of abrasive ceramic discs called pessoi.)"
What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper?

A joke I played one Thanksgiving, I hid all the Toilet Paper. I have family members who insist if it is not in the Bible.... So, I put Three buckets in the Bathroom and a pamphlet on the Biblical Way to wipe after going number two. There were three buckets different colors. One had Vinegar water, second soapy water and fresh water. First, clean the stick with a rage in vinegar bucked, then in soapy water and then in fresh water and use it. That is how you wash your hands too.

Some of this stuff, is hilarious!

Way to go, guys!

hope you enjoy the fun we have had with this in th UK.
Sugar Free Science
my husband likes Wheatabix for breakfast...
not with baked beans.

Last Summer, I made a cardboard poster for my front and back to walk around wearing. "The End is Near about .... in about 7 Trillion years from now." Second half in really small print. I got different reactions in various small towns.