The classical method would be to buy a fattened calf and cut out its liver for investigation. However, I could never get the bloody stain off the kitchen table.
Otherwise you could stand on a hill and watch for birds, but you need to be careful here - you don't want to be mistaken for a Birder. Next thing you know, the members of this strange cult will appear at your house or work, and spout an impenetrable jargon of warblers and goosefeet, till it is quite impossible for anyone to take you seriously anymore, by association.
You could watch the stars, but I hear the Stellatum has been banished and the celestial spheres replaced by curvy spaces, as if nothingness can be bent. Luckily you could huff Ether, but the results seem less than promised.
No, I'd go with Feng Shui. I mean, its hip, its now, its wow. They had the Bank of China put cannons on to fight off the other buildings, so that seems a reasonable philosophy.
How am I supposed to cut off this branch that I need to have for some reason, if it keeps being out of reach?