New 'Fun' thread

How most cradle and long timers responded to me when I arrived

Hermit76 said:

View attachment 291989 How most cradle and long timers responded to me when I arrived

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same here

Ezana said:

Kitty slander will NOT be tolerated.

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Cats, of course, are the ultimate proof against those who believe the earth is flat.
If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off the edge long ago.

Hermit76 said:

Ƒ(X) Walks Into A Bar. The Barman Says…
Sorry, we don't cater for functions

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As a mathematician, I appreciate this joke.

Hermit76 said:

A Baby Seal Walks Into A Bar. “What Can I Get You?” Asks The Bartender…
"Anything but a Canadian Club," replied the baby seal

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A dyslexic walks into a bra...

What do dyslexic, agnostic, insomniacs do?

What does D.N.A. stand for?

Based

I'd give my right eye to look cool in an eye patch

Statement: my SIL sent me this and she's a Southern Gospel singer. It's ok to laugh

I walked outside to find this. Our dog thinks I built him a bar