What in the world kind of response was this? Do you think a childish response like this helps your case at all?
He was only speaking of not having ascended there bodily yet. He didn't say that He didn't ascend there spiritually. He did and he took the spirit of the thief on the cross and many others with Him. You know He ascended there bodily after His resurrection, right? (Acts 1:9-11)? So, the context of Him saying He hadn't ascended to His Father yet was that He hadn't ascended there bodily yet.
Only his spirit, not his body (Luke 23:46). Is there some reason why you don't differentiate between the body, soul and spirit?
What exactly is keeping you from seeing that the following passage equates paradise with the third heaven besides doctrinal bias?
2 Corinthians 12:2 I knew a man in Christ above fourteen years ago, (whether in the body, I cannot tell; or whether out of the body, I cannot tell: God knoweth
such an one caught up to the third heaven. 3 And I knew such a man, (whether in the body, or out of the body, I cannot tell: God knoweth) 4 How that
he was caught up into paradise, and heard unspeakable words, which it is not lawful for a man to utter.