Christian pickup lines... ;)

Hmm... bgoh... I don't get it...

I had a friend who had a guy come up to her at a shopping mall and he said to her, "Hey, I've lost my phone number, could I have yours?"
By the way, it didn't work! My friend just laughed at him!

FFX, it's not meant to be understood! But it seems to be a good ideal at that time.

Well I am laughing so hard at reading this thread!!! *LOL* And by the way, I think SofS 2:2 would be sweet IF they meant it!!

Oh, is there some trick to getting the links in the previous posts to work? they kept coming up with Page Cannot Be Displayed...

God bless all!
Stephanie

Hey Liv...how bout the one Jo told us on Sunday:

"I'm new in town, can I have directions to your house?"

(that's how it went right?)

How about:
Is your name Grace? 'cause you're amazing!


A guy at the grocery store asked me once: Do you have a quarter? I need to call my mom and tell her I just fell in love! I could not help but laugh so hard; so the guy just turned around and left.

Hey Reubs!

hahah....yes, I think that was right about the one Jo told us.

Still....I think yours were funnier!

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Still....I think yours were funnier!

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Hey Liv, was that your pick up line??

hey hey....I don't think so!

heheh sure sure liv..

" i think your really really funny... can i have your phone number??"

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anyways.. goign back to

"I'm pruning my rose garden this weekend, would you like to help?"

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hmmmmm... is this implying.. i think you a rose.. but i really want to prune your neck this weekend...

ROTFLOL!!

Aun you are hillarious!

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That quote isn't mine.....so....uh....check your sources?!?!?!

Anyway....these pick up lines are meant to be used outside the forum only....that way, we can test the slap responses!!

okay, here's one for you all ....

"I've just did a bible study about going an extra mile with others, I would like to put it into practice.
Tell me where are you going, I'll go with you .... (pause, pretend to be deep in thought, wait ... wait ... wait)
tell you what, I'll go an extra mile with you. "

Maybe we should have a poll on slap responses to the pickup lines.

Still looking for that perfect pickup line though!

I really think this is funny.

Well, if you get slapped ... turn the other cheek

So true so true.....

(May get me points for kindness and humility)

IM JUST KIDDING OK?!!!!!

/me writes this one down.

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Pretty sure that ones gonna work...try it when i start uni

Eugene, do they have phones in Fraggle Rock? And er...tell me how u go with that at Uni. Maybe all this time I only had to use something as simple as that!

Liv (what was with the 'Oliver'???!), when I heard u singing today, I heard the voice of an angel

Now where's that puking emoticon....

Originally posted by fran

1. Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.

2. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"

3. If you held 11 roses in front of a mirror, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things God made.

4. Kiss me if I am wrong but is your name Helga?"


5. The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry." How about dinner?

6. Yeah I predicted David over Goliath.

7. You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.

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These are too good! Thanks I needed a good chuckle.

>>Liv (what was with the 'Oliver'???!), when I heard u singing >>today, I heard the voice of an angel

RN.....yeah....the name thing must have been one of the aunties or uncles at church....they never get my name right, esp if they have the asian accent thing going....i've been called so many variations.....copped so much crap from everyone yesterday! I'm changing my name.....suggestions people???

Oh...and I'm thinking you're delusional with the "voice of an angel" thing!!! er....

ps/- that almost earned you a slap!!