Break Up Lines

shineyourlight

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After this thread, I may be the most hated individual on CF.

But, I'm sure you'll be fine and get over it rather quickly.

As much as I love corny pick-up lines, the most funniest are the break-up lines.

Breakups suck as it is, so why not make it a LITTLE bit of fun?

Show me the best ones you've heard of.

LET'S GOOOOOO.

"If I'm the Bible, you're the book of Thomas....not included."
 

elytron

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@elytron, you're the first one to like it. That only means you have to gimme your best shot.

I promise I won't cry and write this in my diary tonight. Pinky promise.

Haha. I can't think of a good one.

Maybe- "You smell like toothpaste, so I don't want another date."

Took me some time to come up with that :sleep:
 
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