Since my attempt was such a dismal failure, I'll concede and let's try something different. Teach me biology. However, I'm going to ask you to do it in a way that may be unfamiliar.
I don't want you to take an empirical approach. Don't show me data from the natural world. I want you to teach me the logical, mathematical structure of biology. Further, though I don't expect you to teach the entirety of biology, I do want your lessons to touch on evolution - whether you teach me evolution itself or what you think is an alternative to evolution, the logical structure you present needs to explain why life has variety.
I know that's a large request, so, to try to provide a starting point, let me ask this:
What is the fundamental question of biology?
I don't want you to take an empirical approach. Don't show me data from the natural world. I want you to teach me the logical, mathematical structure of biology. Further, though I don't expect you to teach the entirety of biology, I do want your lessons to touch on evolution - whether you teach me evolution itself or what you think is an alternative to evolution, the logical structure you present needs to explain why life has variety.
I know that's a large request, so, to try to provide a starting point, let me ask this:
What is the fundamental question of biology?