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Sorry about the international baiting but ...
An Aussie and an American were fishing together on a lake.
The Aussie said to the Yank: "My dog's amazing. He can do anything."
"So can mine" said the Yank.
"Oh, yeah? Then watch this!" said the Aussie.
He whispered in the his dog's ear and it quickly jumped overboard into the lake, swam ashore, ran up the bank to the Aussie's car, jumped in through the window, opened the esky, got a can of beer in its mouth, jumped out the window, swam back to the boat and, without losing the beer, scrambled into the dinghy and dropped the beer at the Aussie's feet.
"Not bad" said the Yank, "now have a look at my dog!"
He whispered in the his dog's ear and the Yank's dog jumped overboard, but instead of going into the water, the dog walked across the top of the lake, not even getting wet. It reached the bank, up to the car, jumped in through the window, got another beer, out the window, down to the lake, and walked back across the surface of the water, jumped into the boat and dropped the beer at the Yank's feet.
"Did you notice anything different?" asked the Yank.
"Sure did", said the Aussie, "your dog can't swim!"
An Aussie and an American were fishing together on a lake.
The Aussie said to the Yank: "My dog's amazing. He can do anything."
"So can mine" said the Yank.
"Oh, yeah? Then watch this!" said the Aussie.
He whispered in the his dog's ear and it quickly jumped overboard into the lake, swam ashore, ran up the bank to the Aussie's car, jumped in through the window, opened the esky, got a can of beer in its mouth, jumped out the window, swam back to the boat and, without losing the beer, scrambled into the dinghy and dropped the beer at the Aussie's feet.
"Not bad" said the Yank, "now have a look at my dog!"
He whispered in the his dog's ear and the Yank's dog jumped overboard, but instead of going into the water, the dog walked across the top of the lake, not even getting wet. It reached the bank, up to the car, jumped in through the window, got another beer, out the window, down to the lake, and walked back across the surface of the water, jumped into the boat and dropped the beer at the Yank's feet.
"Did you notice anything different?" asked the Yank.
"Sure did", said the Aussie, "your dog can't swim!"
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