One arrested after family argument over toilet paper turns physical

Johnboy60 · Apr 9, 2020

You knew it would come to this: A 26-year-old Saugus man was in custody Tuesday night on suspicion of punching his mother during a fight over the family's toilet paper supply.

Deputies were called to the residence near Plum Canyon Road and Mirabelle Lane about 3 a.m. Monday, according to Shirley Miller of the Santa Clarita Valley Sheriff's Station.

One arrested after family argument over toilet paper turns physical

Sabertooth · Apr 9, 2020

We're waiting on a travel bidet. If we like it, we will install permanent bidets on our two toilets.

If enough Americans do this, post-crisis TP consumption may never return to pre-crisis levels again.

timewerx · Apr 9, 2020

Johnboy53 said:
You knew it would come to this: A 26-year-old Saugus man was in custody Tuesday night on suspicion of punching his mother during a fight over the family's toilet paper supply.

Men who uses more TP than ladies should be punched.

SkyWriting · Apr 9, 2020

timewerx said:
Men who uses more TP than ladies should be punched.

That could be a method used to wipe multiple people at once.

Mountainmanbob · Apr 9, 2020

Sabertooth said:
We're waiting on a travel bidet. If we like it, we will install permanent bidets on our two toilets.

If enough Americans do this, post-crisis TP consumption may never return to pre-crisis levels again.

Those things just sound messy?
Not sure, never tried one.
M-Bob

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