Good news, bad news, good news, bad news...

Good news: Now the topic has already shifted to the meta-narrative of the Topic itself.

good news: if we all stay in a confused state of mind, this whole virus thing will be over before we know it

Good news: Our time practicing "social distancing" is going to readjust the collective priorities of humanity and love will finally reign supreme!!

Good news: Social distancing means nothing to me, it's just normal life. You've heard of Incels, the involuntarily celibate? I'm a longtime Insocdis (involuntarily socially distant). People never wanted to come within six feet of me!

Bad news: social distancing is tough when you have kids who always get up in your face. Where's my metre stick!

Bad news: it's been too rainy and windy.

Bad news: It is hard to turn that into a jingle.

Coats, hats and gloves
Is what we loves
Also, umbrellas!
Come down here fellas!

Oh, wait. They are also unavailable due to lockdown restrictions and a manufacturing block in China.

Bad news: All poetry contests are cancelled, not because of COVID-19 but because people have become so tired of being bored they have decided to cancel anything that just sounded boring. Strange times, indeed.

Bad news: Understandably, that has been banned, too.

Good news: I'm glad it's banned. I could never master the subtle intricacies of Candy Land. I always got trounced.

Good news: We can combine all the various games, so that by crossing Go you collect 200 armies to conquer Australasia, you can call gin and thereby score a gammon.