Embody the iambic pentameter; let it be manifest in all that you do, like buttering toast or waving at a friend. And lay off the cheese, it interferes with your rhythm neurons.
I feel this deserves a special mention as being a most excellent piece of really great bad advice.
You could try papering the whole place, including the floors, with that waxy baking paper, probably they wouldn’t stick to that so much? Try it and post photos so we can all have a good laugh um see how good it looks I mean.
tips on obtaining all the benefits of being on a diet without being on a diet?
Tell your friend it's a musical. That should do it. If that isn't enough, tell your friend that Andrew Lloyd Weber is an undercover cat hater, which means its very premise is hypocritical and a prime target for the current cancel culture.
How can I convince this waitress that chopped steak is not better with gravy?
I recently ate at a fancy hotel, where they had a pet menu with more expensive food than a normal restaurant feeds humans. Best start with his dogs, then the master will follow. I mean, he is already eating chopped steak...
How can I convince people that a coloured blancmange cannot be called blanc, anymore than 'flavoured water' can be called a water.
The corona panic has gotten out of hand here. The grocery store has no food at all on its shelves, save for one item. I'm faced with a serious moral quandary. In order to survive another day, I must either resort to cannibalism, or eat ham and cheese Hot Pockets. What should I do?
Pythagoreans are mathematicians, mathematicians are accountants, accountants are bean counters. So, I don't see what the problem is. Start counting the beans as you eat them and keep a detailed ledger.
What should I watch during this forced home detention?